Saturday, October 10, 2009
A Special Request to President Obama....
Dear Mr. President,
We recognize that tonight you will be addressing The Human Rights Campaign, the country's largest Gay/Lesbian organization, at their annual dinner in Washington D.C. And we bloggers join with Bill Maher and ask that you do not repeal the military 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' policy, because if you do Rush Limbaugh will 'explode'. Yes. Explode!
We don't want Rush to explode as he is a grand target...... comic relief to the critical thinking public that YOU represent, Mr. President.
As you know, Mr. President, Rush has been at loose ends for quite a while now. He's been traveling with his pharmaceutical technicians for several years. But yesterday, upon hearing the news of your Nobel Peace Prize win, Rush hired still another pharmacist to satisfy his need. There was considerable angst in Rush's entourage that he would explode then. But when he choked-out his pet rat, Glenn, he calmed down. But that was only temporary relief and his new pharmacist is still waiting for a box car load of Oxycontin and Vicodin to arrive from Canada.
If you do make changes in Gay Military Policy tonight, we fear the worst, Mr. President. Rush just can't take progress anymore. He's scrambled up. He will explode.
So, please, Mr. President, don't make any changes in 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell'. It would be a disaster for Rush and we bloggers as well. We bloggers would need to go elsewhere for our comic relief. Maybe to Hilary? Hannity? But then, they just aren't as funny as Rush. Stop the explosion, Mr. President. Intervene. Don't do it.
To be environmentally conscious and CORRECT, we don't want the explosion fragments of Rush in Pokatelo, Seattle, Santa Maria, the Rio Grande or Philadelphia. If such should happen Al Gore would put you on his 'poop' list. And he won the Nobel Prize too, Mr. President.