Friday, October 30, 2009

The Weekly Darwin 'dumbest of them all' Awards for the week ending October 31, 2009


What a week! So many entrants! It was difficult to pick a winner.

'The Dumbest of them all' awards are presented without comment. The criteria for receiving the the award is clear and simple. The statements or events from the contenders stand on their own AND such must make one question evolution.

First, the runners up:

-Levi Johnston was omnipresent this week on the talk shows with statements as dumb as he appears......"I'm going full frontal nude for my upcoming photo shoot with PLAYGIRL magazine" he exclaimed on the CBS morning show......during the same interview he trashed the grandmother (Sarah Palin) of his illegitimate son by saying "Sarah often joked about her 'retard son' in private.

-Sarah Palin who was asked to speak at a conservative 'family values' political organization in Iowa and said she required 100k for being there.

-The creator of night clubs for fat people only.

-Birther Queen Orly Taitz protesting Bill O'Reilly because he rejects her contention that President Obama was not born in the U.S.

-The New York City Muslim woman who slashed her husbands throat with a western manufactured knife for being too 'western'.

-The Arizona Muslim father who ran over and killed his 20 year old daughter for being too 'western' in his western manufactured car.

-Liz Cheney who criticized President Obama for honoring fallen soldiers at Dover Air Force Base, saying "it was publicity stunt", while failing to mention neither her father nor President Bush once visited the fallen soldier sanctuary in their years in office.

-Liz Cheney's mother, Lynne, saying she owned two original Picasso paintings but didn't display them because she didn't want her grand children seeing nude art.

-The creators of the Balloon Boy Halloween costumes which can be found on microflight.com.

-The plastic preserved, surgically altered faced Joan Rivers lookalike Kathy Griffen on the Conan O'Brian show saying she is "carrying Levi Johnston's baby" as she wiped the sweat from her vagina which has been hiked up to her shoulder blades because of her surgeries.

-All things Scientology which permeated the international and national news this week.

-Chaz/Chastity Bono's gender reassignment from female to male....not because he/she decided to do it, but, rather, because of the condescending, gushing reports from the media about a fat slob involved in a private matter.

Even with all these over-the-top news reports this past week, one behaviour and event comes to the top of the list for this weeks Darwin 'dumbest of them all' award.

And the winner is:

Drum roll.................

Former President G.W. Bush who made his first appearance on October 26, 2009, as a motivational speaker at a 'Get Motivated' seminar said at the end of his speech....... "as president of the United States I tried to bring honor and dignity to the office" as attendees danced in the isles to the raising music of 'Surf City U.S.A.........in Fort Worth!

Certainly, all this makes us question evolution and Nobel Prize winner Alfred Scent Gyorgi for his work in the 'drive in living matter to perfect itself'.

John

p.s.......and yes, this article is up for purchase by 'The Onion'.



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