Saturday, January 16, 2010

Sarah Palin Joins Fox 'News' as an Analyst = Darwin Award

This past week former GOP Vice Presidential Nominee Sarah Palin joined  the Fox News team as an analyst. "Like a moose caught in the headlights", was Comedy Central's  newscaster John Stewart's assessment of her first performance.

Recognizing there is a tiny group of people afflicted with 'Palin-itus' (stupid people), truth, fact and reality here will have little meaning. They will drink Fox News and Sarah's 'kool-aid' to the bitter end. But to reasonable people here are some facts.

We confirmed through Snopes and and found the following: As a VP Candidate, Sarah didn't know there were two Koreas; Sarah believed Africa was a nation without a clue it is a continent; She thought the 2008 Democrat candidates name was Joe O'Biden; and, she based her foriegn policy credentials on the statement that she could see Russia from her front porch in Alaska. 

Not confirmed is the report that  Sarah believes Pat Robertson's obsenity about the Haitian people making a pact with the Devil in 1791, thereby causing the 2010 earthquake that has killed 10's of thousands of people.

And so, Sarah Palin again recieves our Darwin Award.

Until next time.......

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