Friday, February 11, 2011

Miss Piggy/Steve Jobs NEWS! INTRODUCING: The i-TIT!

Miss Piggy Demonstrates The i-TIT

(From a guest Commentator)

iPOD! iPHONE! iPAD!

And NOW,
Introducing:

The i-TIT!
 

Miss Piggy's creative talent combined with Steve Jobs technical skills and marketing abilities have created what 'insiders' are saying will be the next BIG techie item. 

The i-TIT is a breast implant with a built-in speaker system. Available this Spring, it will sell for $499.00 and $699.00 for the set, depending on the size of the speakers. The speakers are wireless and the fidelity is beyond state of the art.

Steve Jobs
Miss Piggy says her idea is a logical one. Women complain that men don't listen to them. Now men can 'hear' women  emitting Mozart,  Lady Gaga and everything else in between.

We congratulate Miss Piggy and Mr. Jobs in their innovative invention.


Is the i-PeePee next?


J.

 

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