Taking time out from fighting all those 'commies' in the nations capitol, South Florida's Billionaire Koch Brothers minion Congressman Allen West recently told a California Radio station host that riding his motorcycle would be like 'Touching My Wife', according to a Sun-Sentinel Newspaper article.
Although we've failed to follow West's 'fact-challenged' logic in the past, and we've never seen Mrs. West, the congressman's statement here does make some kind of sense when one uses his thought processing and analytical abilities.
Given Allen West's positioning on Gay Marriage isn't the next step on the slope for people to be able to marry objects? Such as motorcycles?
Consider the possibilities. We have and there are many more out there when we begin to think like Allen West.
Is there more to this story than meets the eye?
Calls to West's office for clarification of his statement were not immediately returned, leaving open the speculation that he was in assignation with his motorcycle when we called.