Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Rick Santorum Endorses "The Worst Republican in the Country" Mitt Romney for President!

Ted Nugent in 2007

In what may be even more damaging than Ted Nugent's 'psycho-gun-sexual meltdown' endorsement several weeks ago, last night, at 11pm, Rick Santorum sent an email to his constituents endorsing the man he has recently called "the worst Republican in the country" for President! MITT ROMNEY!

Santorum's email was followed by a brief interview with a third string FOX NEWS correspondent. What else?


Santorum removed the transvaginal probe wand from his butt and Michelle Bachmann's dildo from his beak long enough to tell his 'Bible-base' audience he made his decision after meeting with Romney this past weekend.  

Pastor Sean Harris
Since the Santorum constituency consists mainly of those who play with poisonous snakes as testimony to their "faith" in the Lord and preach child abuse in support of anti-gay marriage laws in Pastor Sean Harris style, this endorsement makes some kind of convoluted sense. 


Especially when Mormon Mitt wears 'magic underwear', believes in baptizing dead people and thinks he will spend eternity on his very own planet with 50 concubines to serve his every need. 

J.

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