Monday, December 31, 2012

Meet Baby HASHTAG JAMESON! Should Some Baby's Names be Illegal?

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 Welcome to the World,
Hashtag Jameson!
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HASHTAG?
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HASHTAG entered this world in November
and her birth was commemorated
on Facebook shortly thereafter,
causing quite a social media stir.
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 Should some baby's names be illegal?
These and other questions were
asked by outraged concerned
bystanders.
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Recall a few years ago when some
dim-wit parents named their baby
HITLER,
and Child Protective Services 
got involved?
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And then, we all remember
A BOY NAMED SUE!
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Meanwhile, we await the
announcement of when baby
HASHTAG
will get her first Tattoo!
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~HAPPY NEW YEAR!~
Hashtag, Hitler, and Sue Too,
while not forgetting
SPARKPLUG Ferguson and his
cousin TERD!
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    J.

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