Sunday, September 30, 2012

Brazil's Miss Bum-Bum Pageant Searches for the Best BUTT in the Country! (Graphic Photos) (UPDATE! WINNER PHOTOS!)

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Update December 4, 2012:
WE HAVE a WINNER!
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Carine Felizardo, 25, Has Won 
Brazil's Miss BUM-BUM 2012
Pageant!
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From Another Angle?

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Congratulations Ms. Felizardo!
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BRAZIL'S  MISS BUM BUM PAGEANT BEGINS!
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Conservative Christian Bible Belters!
Mississippi, Tennessee, and West Virginia!
Pat Robertson, Rick Santorum, 
Tony Perkins and Brian Fischer!
Can YOU Take the Persimmons out of
YOUR Mouths and Enjoy THIS? 

ARE YOU READY FOR IT?
 
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 If Not, the rest of us are!
 Brazil's "Miss BUM BUM" Pageant has
Begun!
Brazil is searching their country for 
the 'BEST BUTT' in the Land.
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To find it there are 27 competitors from each
of the nations Federation Units.
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During October there will be on-line
voting and 15 of the top vote 
getting BUTTS will then go to
Brazil's Capitol City in November for the
"GRAND FINALE"! 
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And for the record, a nice BUTT is
a 'family value! And we'll just bet that
Jesus appreciated a good BUTT too. 
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J.

Ann Romney: Biggest Concern is for "Mitt's Mental Health"!

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Mental Health Concerns
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During an interview with a Nevada TV 
station this past Friday, Ann Romney said
her "biggest concern for Mitt is his
Mental Health".  

Mitt and Ann-RNC Convention/August 2012
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Yes, Ann, we've all been concerned!
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J.

David Letterman: "Don't Vote for ROMNEY"!

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"Don't Vote for Romney!"
-David Letterman 
September 28, 2012
This was David Letterman's admonition to his 
TV audience last Friday night with the 
proviso that Romney could make an
appearance on The Late Show
change viewers minds.
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Letterman pointed out that President Obama  
had appeared, but Romney had 
ignored repeated invitations to
to state his case to the 
American people. 
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Our "take" on the matter is that the
Romney Campaign believes Letterman
is just too smart for their candidate.
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J.

Saturday, September 29, 2012

Romney and Ryan on the Campaign Trail! Did Betty White Get it Right?!

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Note the fingers of Romney's
 right hand caressing the 
small of Ryan's back side!
Did Betty White get it right?
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(From a Guest Contributor in Los Angeles)
J.

1 Millionaire + 100 lbs. Cocaine = Collapsed Nose! (Mug Shot)

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James Brown, a UK Millionaire
likes high quality cocaine.
Lots of it!
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James has used so much cocaine
in recent years that his nose
has collapsed, as seen here in this 
recent mug shot!
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Brown was recently sentenced to 
5 years in prison for possession
of $277,000. in cocaine found
in his Bentley after a routine
police car stop in Southwest Wales.
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J.

Florida Voters-18th District! Allen West Vs. Patrick Murphy: GETTING REAL!


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Florida Voters of the 18th Congressional
District! GET REAL and Dump 
Allen West on November 6!
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Allen West does NOT and will NOT work
for YOU!
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Allen West works for the Billionaire 
Koch Brothers, Grover Norquist and 
"FreedomWorks"!
WEST has signed THEIR Contracts 
to do what THEY tell Him to DO!
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Allen West has voted AGAINST WOMEN,
SENIORS and VETS!
He has voted to DESTROY MEDICARE,
SOCIAL SECURITY and 
VETERANS BENEFITS! 
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WEST is AGAINST Middle-Class
Americans and has Voted AGAINST
FEEDING POOR CHILDREN!

This is a matter of record!
GET REAL, FLORIDA!
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In 2003, Patrick Murphy was 19 years old
and arrested on 'drunk and disorderly'
charges after an incident in a bar.
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Also in 2003, West was 41 years old, in the
military and deployed to Afghanistan.While
there he disgraced the military and America
by torturing an Afghanistan soldier
(on our side), and was discharged from
the military.
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GET REAL, FLORIDA!
DUMP ALLEN WEST on NOVEMBER 6!
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VOTE for PATRICK MURPHY!
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J.    

Ann Romney - David Spade Both Wear Leather on the Jay Leno Show! Who Wore It Best?


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Ann Romney-David Spade in Leather!
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Ann Romney-Jay Leno September 24, 2012
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David Spade-Jay Leno September 23, 2012
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Ann Romney and David Spade appeared
on Jay Leno's nightly show this past week
on consecutive nights.
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Both wore leather outfits.
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So, who wore it best?
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And...
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Bad Taste? NEXT STOP-BIKER BAR?
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(From a Guest Contributor in Hollywood)
J.

Friday, September 28, 2012

Dumb-Stupid-Useless Inventions Americans Buy! (Photos)

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Some Americans will buy Anything!
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DUMB, USELESS, STUPID THINGS! 
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We've collected a few of these things
in photos.
So, with little comment
HERE THEY ARE:
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1. The 'FART' PAD'!
Ends poo-poo Stink. 
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2. The Bear Proof Suit!
Survive a bear attack.
From the Troy Hurtubise
Catalog.  
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3. The Fliz Bike!
Ride with Lance Armstrong! 
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4. The Horizontal Shower!
For the 1%!   
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5. Romney/Ryan 2012!
Some Americans will Buy Anything!  
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J.
(Article Concept Courtesy of CRACKED.COM)

Is Mitt Romney Really as Stupid as He Appears to be in Media Accounts?

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Is Mitt Romney Really as Stupid
as He Appears to be in Media Accounts? 
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Mitt Romney-September 2012
YES!
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J.

Carmen Dell'Orefice! The World's Oldest Working Super Model at 81! (Photos)


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...from our contributor in the BIG APPLE!
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INSPIRATIONAL!
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Carmen Dell'Orefice
Fashion Week-NYC
September 2012
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This and other glowing descriptive terms 
have been assigned to the world's oldest
 working Supermodel,
Carmen Dell'Orefice!
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Carmen began her modeling 
career in the 1940's, and
paid $7.00 an hour for her work.
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But soon Carmen found herself
on the fashion runways of
New York's finest 
fashion houses
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Carmen also found herself

on the covers of the world's
most influential fashion
magazines in the 1950's.
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And she has remained on
those covers ever since.
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And she hasn't left the
fashion runway either.
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Carmen with Olympic champion Ryan Locte
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Carmen, at 81, also 
has a personal life. But this is 
none of our business.
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Our Guest Contributor is Correct!
INSPIRATIONAL!
WITH GRACE AND BEAUTY IN THE MIX.
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J.



Thursday, September 27, 2012

Sons of Anarchy Star Johnny Lewis Dead in Bizarre Double Homicide!

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Sons of Anarchy Star Johnny Lewis
found Dead!
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Suspected of Killing His 81-year old
Landlady! 
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Johnny Lewis
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This morning ABC News in L.A. is 
reporting Sons of Anarchy star Johnny Lewis, 28,
was found dead after falling or jumping 
from the roof of his Los Feliz Canyon
residence.
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The body of his 81-year old landlady was also
found inside the home. Lewis is suspected 
of murdering her.
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Johnny Lewis in a September 13, 2012 Photo
According to a LAPD spokesman,
police were dispatched to the crime
scene after a neighbor called to
report a woman screaming. Police also
received reports that Lewis had jumped
a fence to another neighbor's yard, 
assaulted some workmen on the property, 
then jumped back over the fence,
climbed to the roof of his residence,
and then fell or jumped from the
roof, landing head first on the 
ground.
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Johnny Lewis was an actor best known
for his role in the Sons of Anarchy
television series and is the only 
suspect in the murder of the woman
also found on the property.
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This is a developing story,
Stay tuned.
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J.

Britt Ekland: From Swedish Bombshell Bond Girl to Swedish Meatball Woman! (Then/Now Photos)


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...from a Guest Contributor in London
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In the 1970's Swedish Actress Britt Ekland
 was arguably one of the most beautiful 
women in the world.
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Swedish Bombshell Britt Ekland
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Britt was a Bond Girl!
007's Assistant Mary Goodnight in 
"The Man with the Golden Gun",
to be precise.
(1974)
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"DO IT TO ME ONCE...."
Britt Ekland was the
"Do it to me Once" woman, a line she
spoke in an early film, and her fate was 
sealed as the sex symbol of a generation.

Today, Britt Ekland is 70, and 
unrecognizable as that "Bond Girl".
And we can only wonder what her plastic 
surgeon was thinking when he changed
her physiognomy with a knife.
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The following photo on the right 
was taken only a few days ago at a
James Bond, 007 50th year
celebration in London.
Britt Ekland-1974/Britt Ekland September 23, 2012
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While some of Britt's contemporaries,
such as Sophia Loren, have managed
aging without 'the knife' and become
even more beautiful in the process,
Britt Ekland and others have not.
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If we're lucky we all get old. Isn't it
sad that some of us don't recognize
that getting older is OK.
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J.

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Romney and Family SUPPORT Abortion in All Circumstances! Romney Son Signed 'ALL-INCLUSIVE' Abortion Agreement with Surrogate Mother July 28, 2011!

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Mitt and Ann Romney
Mitt and Ann Romney are the proud
grandparents of their newest grandchildren,
twin boys--David Mitt and William Ryder,
born to son Tagg and wife Jen on May 4, 2012,
through a surrogate birth mother.
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Tagg and Jen Romney
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TMZ is reporting (with certifications) that the
contract signed by 
the surrogate, her husband, 
Tagg Romney and his wife gave all parties the
right to abort the fetuses in non-life
threatening circumstances, AND that Mitt
Romney paid some of the expenses in
an agreement of the arrangement. 
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The GESTATIONAL CARRIER AGREEMENT
signed on July 28, 2011, also provides that all
parties each have the right to abort or not to abort
fetuses if those fetuses would not be healthy. 
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Moreover, in the event of multiple fetuses
in gestation, contracting parties each had 
the right to abort or not abort some of those
fetuses (suggesting that fertilization drugs
were incorporated into the process
in Octomom tradition).
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Tagg Romney and Son
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TMZ has the full contract available on their 
website. A contact made with the Romney 
family said the "contract may have been a
mistake".
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From this and our previous article about
Mitt Romney investing $75 Million in Stericycle
Corporation, a medical waste management
company that disposes of aborted fetuses,
and also a company that has brought
millions in profits to the Romney family,
we must conclude that Mitt Romney's
political stance on abortion is not exactly
as portrayed to the public, and in particular
to Romney's religious 'right' and
Catholic communities.
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J. 

Meet Mason! The Man! (Photos)


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 MEET MASON!
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Mason is the youngest Man
in our family.
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We are very Proud of Mason, and to
know why, just take a look at these
photos!
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THIS is MASON! 
Mason is Thoughtful!
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Mason is an Athlete!
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Mason Has a Softer Side,
especially when it comes to
Little Sister Zoe! 
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Mason Can Cook!

Mason Goes to the Beach! 
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Mason has a 'Jesus Moment!'

Mason Does Burlesque
with Sister Zoe! 
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Mason has a Motorcycle!
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Mason and Daddy CAN Hear!
They have BIG EARS!
Mommy is Busy Too!
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Politically, Mason is a 
Fiscal Conservative/Social Liberal!
Mason believes in Tolerance for All
People, but also Believes
they should Pay for It
Just like the rest of US!
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MASON, THE MAN!
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Although this is a political blog, what good
is owning a blog
it if we can't show our pride in our 
family members from time to time?
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POLITICS BEGIN AT HOME!
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THE FAMILY THAT 'POLITICS'
TOGETHER,
STAYS TOGETHER!
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J. 
p.s. More Mason?
 
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