Monday, December 31, 2012

Betty White Does Gangnam 'Style'! Plus Preview Photos of Her "Off Their Rockers" TV Show!

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BETTY WHITE
Goes
GANGNAM STYLE! 
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MISS BETTY WHITE is one of our
FAVORITE
PEOPLE of ALL TIME
and we are Pleased to report that
she will be back with us
BIG TIME in 2013! 
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Here are some preview photos of
her 'prankish' TV Show returning
January 8th!
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Betty does GANGNAM Betty Style!
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GO! Betty White! 
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J.

Florida Woman-Jennie Scott-Alledgedly Assaults Boyfriend for Giving 'Bad Oral Sex'! (Mug Shot plus Graphic Photo Warning)

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~A 69 Fail?~
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The Smoking Gun is reporting that
Jennie Scott, 50, of Manatee County, Florida
was arrested on December 27, 2012,
for allegedly assaulting her
32-year old boy friend in a
mutual oral sex incident that
was not to Ms. Scott's satisfaction.
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Jennie Scott 
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Ms. Scott told police she became upset
after her boyfriend ejaculated and stopped
pleasuring her.
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She then allegedly
beat her glassy-eyed boy-toy
about the head and shoulders
causing great bodily injury, 
according to reports.
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More to come? 
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To avoid this circumstance from happeneing
again, this couple (and others) may
want to check out a copy of 
"The Kama Sutra of Vatsayana"
from their local library
for instruction.
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The Kama Sutra
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J.

Film Icon Harry Carey, Jr. Dies at 91! A Tribute in Photos!

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Americans LOVE Their Movies!
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And HARRY CAREY Jr.
was part of that love from 1946 to
2010!

Harry Carey Jr. died this past week
at age 91, leaving his legacy in film as
few have.
Harry Carey Jr. made almost
300 film and TV appearances in a
career that spanned generations.
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Harry Carey Jr. was never a
Hollywood Superstar.
He was more than that.
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Harry Carey, Jr. was the kind of actor
we can all relate to. We could always see
parts of ourselves in the screen
characters he played. He was like a friend.
We were comfortable when Harry Carey 
was on the screen.
 

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Harry Carey Jr. was part of that
'inside' group of players who knew
how to make films.
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Harry Carey Jr. was a 'good-guy',
but never too good. He was real!
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Harry Carey Jr. rarely got the girl.
But he knew all of them and worked
with every STAR in the business.
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RIP Harry Carey Jr.,
and 
THANKS for the MEMORIES!
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J. 

Hillary Clinton Hospitalized with Bloodclot following Concussion!

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J.

Meet Baby HASHTAG JAMESON! Should Some Baby's Names be Illegal?

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 Welcome to the World,
Hashtag Jameson!
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HASHTAG?
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HASHTAG entered this world in November
and her birth was commemorated
on Facebook shortly thereafter,
causing quite a social media stir.
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 Should some baby's names be illegal?
These and other questions were
asked by outraged concerned
bystanders.
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Recall a few years ago when some
dim-wit parents named their baby
HITLER,
and Child Protective Services 
got involved?
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And then, we all remember
A BOY NAMED SUE!
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Meanwhile, we await the
announcement of when baby
HASHTAG
will get her first Tattoo!
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~HAPPY NEW YEAR!~
Hashtag, Hitler, and Sue Too,
while not forgetting
SPARKPLUG Ferguson and his
cousin TERD!
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    J.

Sunday, December 30, 2012

Web-World Christian Ministries is The Sole Owned Property of The Great American Disconnect!

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 The Great American Disconnect
is pleased to announce their
association and partnership
with
WEB-WORLD CHRISTIAN
MINISTRIES!
(c) 2012
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GOD is Pleased, saying,
"WELL DONE THY GOOD
and 
LOYAL FAITHFUL SERVANT!" 
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J.

Today's Bible Lesson: Adam Lived 930 Years - Genesis 5: 3-5! From Web-World Christian Ministries (# 76)!

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~Today's BIBLE Lesson~
Adam lived 930 years...
Genesis 5: 3-5!  
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According to most fundamentalist
Christian dogma, God created Adam, and
later Eve from one of Adam's ribs, and they
were told to "procreate." 
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We are not told exactly how many
children Adam and Eve procreated,
but it must have been lots of them
because the Bible tells us that
Adam fathered his last son, Seth, when
he was 130 years old.
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We also don't know how old Eve was
when she died, but Genesis 5: 3-5
provides that Adam lived another
800 years after Seth was born.

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ADAM LIVED 930 YEARS
BECAUSE THE BIBLE AND GOD 
SAY SO! 
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This has been your Bible Lesson for today
From 'WEB-WORLD CHRISTIAN
MINISTRIES.'  

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J.

Mitt Romney Gets Anus Tattoo! Plus The Complete Republican Delegate Count 'Butt-Plug' Infographic!

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...as part of our years END political news review, we
bring this story for the world to enjoy one more time...
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 At 50k a plate post-presidential
fundraisers, contributors can see
first hand Paul Ryan's nose
Tattooed on Mitt Romney's Anus!
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What did this girl see when she caught
a glimpse of Mitt Romney's butt in this
October 2012 AP photo that swept the
nation?
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Did she see Romney's anus tattoo?
Or was it his butt-plug?
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What ever it was, this photo
spawned many parodies, crazy 
jokes and 'conservative outrage'
with Presidential candidate Romney being 
"THE BUTT" 
of it all, including the following
"BUTT PLUG"
DELEGATE COUNT INFOGRAPHIC.
 

From a Great Work from an Unknown Source
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Is this pure Mitt-Shit?
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Of course it is!
Butt it was this kind of stuff
that helped America choose the best
presidential candidate of 2012. 
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J.

Saturday, December 29, 2012

"POTENTIAL PROSTITUTES"! Is This the WORST Website Ever?

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 This Website Invites people to send the
names, locations and phone numbers
of anybody (as a Potential Prostitute)
and then
CHARGES for NAME REMOVAL,
according to a recent Huffpost article.   
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We didn't visit the site, but question how
many 'TEA PARTY' Politicians may be
represented there.
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Is THIS the WORST WEBSITE of ALL TIME?
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Maybe. But we thought Mitt Romney's
website was pretty bad too.  
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J.

"Follow Your Dreams" in The New Year! HAPPY NEW YEAR!

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~HAPPY NEW YEAR~
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...from our guest contributor in Hollywood, California.
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J.

Friday, December 28, 2012

Fiscal Cliff 101! Understanding the Basics Infographic!

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We Give "thanks and prayer"
to our Tea Party congressional
members for their wisdom and
support of "HATE"
for Middle Class America!  
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"OBSTRUCTIONISM"
to Progress and Fairness in
America is Alive and Well!
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J.

What "Right to Work Law" States Offer! (See the Infographic)

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Do You Work in a
"RIGHT to WORK LAW"
State?
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This is YOUR Government 
working for YOU?
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J.

The New Playboy Bunny Uniform Previewed! (Photos)

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Is PLAYBOY LAST CENTURY?
3rd World?
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These are the "new"
Bunnies in India Uniforms.
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And these are the "new"
Bunnies in America?
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We prefer HOOTERS!
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How about you?
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J.

Thursday, December 27, 2012

Should Grandma Smoke Pot? Some Basic Common Sense Facts!

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Should Grandma use this?
Grandpa too?
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In a word,
YES! 
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Here's why...
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IT WORKS!
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With Grandma getting run over by a 
Republican Reindeer last Christmas 
and Grandpa wounded in a BP 
on the job oil Disaster a few years back,
these things combined with "age" have put
them in a world of 'hurt'.
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Grandma and Grandpa are in physical
PAIN!
POT WORKS for PAIN!
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'A dooby-a-day keeps the Pain away',
for this Grandma! 

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'Weed' also works for:
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-Diabetes
-Arthritis
-Some Cancers
-Blood Pressure Management 
 -Sleep Management
-Chronic Joint Pain
-Stress Management
-and a host of other
discomforts.   
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Best of all...NO SIDE EFFECTS!
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This Grandma grows her own...

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And for Grandpa?

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The information about Marijuana is "IN"!
The 'STUDIES' are Conclusive!
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POT is a Benign Natural Medicinal,
cheap and effective drug that can
and does help millions of people daily.  
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Big Pharma,  and The Booze and Tobacco
Lobby have thwarted the legalization of
Marijuana by buying OUR congress.
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Tell YOUR REPRESENTATIVES to
LEGALIZE MARIJUANA NOW!
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Regulate and Tax it!
Solve some fiscal issues NOW!
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J.
 
  

Lets Bury the Guns with Charlton Heston's "Cold, Dead Body"!

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Photo Courtesy of the Onion
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Lets bury The Guns with Heston's
cold, dead body, and his wig too.
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Lets dig him up, pitch some semi
automatic guns in there with him
and let them rot along with the 
NRA Ideology!
 
SMOKE POT! 
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J.

"GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE----PEOPLE DO"! A Brief Commentary and Info-Graphic!

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First, responsible thinking people don't
want to see or hear this STUPID remark
again! 
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Some facts,
2011 Statistics
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Americans with GUNS KILL PEOPLE! 
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Responsible Government Regulation
is necessary in reducing this
National Epidemic.
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It's time to GET SMART!
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And it's time for our politicians to
stand-up to an 'out-of-touch'
NRA! 
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J.

Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Peter Parker---The Amazing Spider Man DEAD! (Comic Book Issue #700 Photo)

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The AMAZING SPIDER MAN is DEAD!
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Spider Man dies in Issue # 700 of
The World's Favorite Spider. 
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~Photo Cover Varient~
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Will Peter Parker R.I.P.?
Stay Tuned!
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J.

Fraud at FreedomWorks? Tempest in the Teapot? Trouble in The Tea Cup!

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TURMOIL
at 
 
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SAMSON and DELILA
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When Delilah cut Samson's hair he lost
his strength and power.
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Dick Armey
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Likewise, did FreedomWorks Dick Armey
scissor off FreedomWorks President
Matt Kibbe's sideburns as he abruptly left 
this Tea Party "grassroots" organization
with $8 mil in his jeans?  
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Matt Kibbe
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Is anybody going to jail in this 
FreedomWorks 
'Tempest in The Tea Party Pot Plot'? 
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Maybe. It's too soon to know. 
Here's the story to date:
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The rift that has now developed into open
warfare between Kibbe and Armey is the
stuff of switch and bait, dirty tricks
and political intrigue---A Feast for
Political Junkies.
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Armey wanted to fund traditional
Tea Party-Republican sacks of nuts
while Kibbe wanted to fund only
the FreedomWorks controlled 
Tea Party-Republican sacks of nuts.

So Armey picked up his marbles
along with $8 mil and went home,
according to reporting sources.
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And for the record... 
Contributors?
Where did your righteous money
for causes YOU believed in go?
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More later as this story continues... 
(From a Guest Contributor in Baton Rouge, La.)
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J.