Thursday, February 28, 2013

Newt Gingrich to Perform "Great Balls of Fire" at CPAC-Tea Party Convention! See His Stunning Costume!


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Organizers for this event have just announced
that Newt Gingrich 
will be performing the 
Jerry Lee Lewis mega-hit
"Great Balls of Fire"
at the opening ceremonies
to CPAC 2013! 

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Newt's Costume Designer wife,
Calista,

has feverishly worked on a proper costume
for Newt's performance
with stunning results.
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Note that Newt's colostomy bag is
completely out of sight in this 
"INSPIRATIONAL"
'Calista Designed Thong'.    
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'Goodness Gracious, Great Balls of Fire'!
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Stay tuned for more highlights of this event
as they develop.
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"Tea Party Patriot Nation" 
Proudly Moving
into The 20-th Century!
 
~from a contributor in South Carolina~
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J.

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