Sunday, July 28, 2013

Michele Bachmann Follows GOD'S Admonition to Leave Congress! (Photo)

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~The "REAL" Story Behind Michele Bachmann's
decision to retire from Congress~

GOD must really be pissed at Michele Bachmann.
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Insiders are saying that "Tea Party Michele" is 
privately sharing a vision she had a few
months back while praying up a storm at
the Congressional Prayer Caucus.
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The story goes that GOD spoke to Michele and said,
"You make ME look BAD in the eyes of America and
the world. Thy disloyal and unfaithful Poopy-head
Servant, Resign from Congress  
OR I will make YOU look like 
THIS!" 
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"Or worse, THIS!"
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Michele apparently believed GOD'S
admonition to her and announced her retirement 
from Congress that day.  
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Meanwhile, other sources are saying they saw
Grover Norquist leaving the prayer caucus
premises with small wireless speakers,
a sleeve mic, and a laser pointer shortly after
Michele reported her communication with 
GOD.
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J.

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