Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Pat Robertson Talks Masturbation!

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 ~This is Pat Robertson~
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According to Pat, God talks to him
regularly, and Pat answers questions from
believers based on these "talks".
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We caught Pat and his 700 Club 'Voo-Doo'
"News" Show recently at which time he responded 
to an unmarried 25-year old Nigerian who 
represented himself as a virgin with a chronic 
"Masturbation Problem".
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The young man was flummoxed and concerned about
sinning on a daily basis. "I backslide" and pray, but
I continue the practice, the man wrote.
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Pat responded with the idea that masturbation
"does not cause blindness", however, said
"Whatever is not of FAITH is SIN",
he concluded.
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And so God has answered yet another burning question
through Pat Robertson.
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"I MASTURBATE!"
 
For the record, masturbation is a normal,
healthy human practice. 
                                                               ~From Web-World Christian Ministries~
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(WE CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP FOLKS.
WITH SNL on VACATION, PAT and CO. is a
REASONABLE ALTERNATIVE.) 
J.

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