Monday, August 26, 2013

Man Who Exorcised "Evil Spirits" from Woman's Vagina as "Ghost-Buster/Exorcist" with His 'Magic Penis' Jailed!

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CHINA: August 2013:
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Huang (pronounced "WANG") Jianjun, in
Guangdong (pronounced "hung dong") Province,
a man representing himself as a "ghost-buster/exorcist",
is in jail today for allegedly convincing a woman (who
was failing in her attempts to seduce her boss into a 
sexual liaison) to pay him 20,000 yuan ($3200.) to
exorcise evil spirits from her vagina using
HIS MAGIC PENIS
to do it!
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We anxiously await Wang's trial verdict 
and case disposition. 
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 Meanwhile, some questions:
Is this Wang's business card? 

GHOST-BUSTER
EXORCIST
at Your Service! 
~SPECIALIZING IN DEMON REMOVALS from 
INFESTED VAGINAS WITH MAGIC PENIS~ 

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Is this a new definition of Date Rape?
Is Wang a Mormon?
Is the victim a Mormon?
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We suspect these and other questions will
be answered at Wang's trial.
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J.

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