Speaker of the House
says, 'the pussy factor' has been
missing in his party's platform for many years,
and that he believes Miss Bingo can turn the tricks
necessary to bring men and women back to their causes.
There are some big changes in the GOP logo, too.
This icon is being replaced by
Well, somebody has to do it.
It's intended to show the GOP is now open to
all sexual orientations and practices, according to
Meanwhile, the GOP
'Constituent Faithful' applaud the
new directions their party is taking into
the 2014, and 2016 elections.