Saturday, August 17, 2013

GOP/Tea Party Reconcile Differences! Announce 'BIG United Party Management' Changes! (An I-Cartoon)

The open warfare between moderate Republicans
and The Koch Brothers' Tea Party is OVER!
These factions that have been tearing the GOP
 apart have reconciled and, together, are announcing
big changes in their management team in anticipation of
the 2014, and 2016 elections.
Although Reince Priebus
remains as RNC Chairman,
Sarah Palin
is replaced as GOP spokeswoman,
with new 'Party Face', 
Miss Bingo is expected to bring back the millions
of women who deserted the GOP when the
"War Against Women" was waged, and the middle
class men who lost confidence in conservative
politics in the recent past.
Speaker of the House
John Boehner
says, 'the pussy factor' has been
missing in his party's platform for many years,
and that he believes Miss Bingo can turn the tricks
necessary to bring men and women back to their causes. 
There are some big changes in the GOP logo, too.
This icon is being replaced by
Well, somebody has to do it.
It's intended to show the GOP is now open to
all sexual orientations and practices, according to
Texas Representative 
Louie Gohmert. 
Meanwhile, the GOP
'Constituent Faithful' applaud the
new directions their party is taking into
the 2014, and 2016 elections.

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