Sunday, September 15, 2013

A Pit Bull Owners Obituary! RIP Ogden Jenkins!

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Tupulo, Mississippi
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The
TUPULO GAZETTE REPORTS:
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OBITUARIES*
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Ogden Jenkins, 48, was unexpectedly taken 
to the Lord on September 12. 
At the time of his death, Mr. Jenkins
was an associate at Home Depot, an Elder
in The Four Square Gospel Church, and
politically active with the
'Save The Pit Bull Dog Foundation'
in Tupulo.
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Mr. Jenkins body was found in his bedroom...his
kitchen, and in his garage by a neighbor.
 He is survived by his beloved companion,
ZEUS,
a 6 year old Pit Bull Dog,
who was at one of his sides
at the time of his death. 
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The cause of Mr. Jenkins death will be determined
after DNA and toxicology reports are completed
on the contents of ZEUS' stomach.
Rest in Pieces, Ogden!
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*THIS IS AN EMBELLISHED PARODY OF AN ACTUAL EVENT. THE NAMES, DATES AND LOCATION HAVE BEEN CHANGED TO PROTECT THE STUPID AND THE IGNORANT. PIT BULL DOGS ARE HARD WIRED TO KILL. ONE NEVER KNOWS WHEN THEY'RE GOING TO DO IT. PROTECT FUTURE VICTIMS. CONTACT YOUR LEGISLATORS TO END THIS BREED OF ANIMAL KILLER.
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J.

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