Saturday, September 7, 2013

"Fifty Shades of Christian-Christian" Movie! From Rick Santorum Christian Studios Casts Justin Bieber as "Christian"! (Photos)

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Rick Santorum Studios,
HolyMark Channel 
and
Writer-Director-Producer
Sarah Palin 
have announced the casting choices in their 
soon to be filmed, highly anticipated movie,
"FIFTY SHADES of CHRISTIAN-CHRISTIAN"!
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Justin Bieber has won the title role of
Christian Christian!
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~'Ladies, Meet your Christian Christian~ 
~THE BIEB~
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The Former Politician and VP Candidate says
Bieber was the 'thumbs in the ass' favorite for the
part along with 
Miley Cyrus
as Anastasia Tinfoil.
 The chemistry
these two young talents demonstrated
on camera during their audition at
last months VMA Show was a welcome
reminder that there is true hope for
America's youth .  
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Palin was also quick to disclaim any relationship
to the blockbuster book-flick
"FIFTY SHADES of GREY"
starring Charlie Hunnam and Dakota Johnson,
saying that her film is not S&M trash,
but rather an alternative to it featuring 
CHRISTIAN VALUES and THEMES to which
Conservative Christians can relate.
"I'm a Christian and I love Christian Christian
because Jesus said so and Pastor Crump
said this was the word of GOD".
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Palin also says the Christian community is not
afraid to see a little ass on the screen if
it's 'done scriptural-esque'.
 
The Bieb WILL SHOW SOME ASS in this movie!
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But in the close ups, by special arrangement with
Willie Robertson and Robertson Family Enterprises,
one of Willie's 'dressed-out' fry frogs will be 
Bieber's body-ass double.
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Miley has agreed to do her own
"ASS SHOTS",
but has reserved the option of using
a boiler chicken as she's done in the past.
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Also, look for Robertson Family Members
in cameos in this film.
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But in the BIG casting surprise we find
Mamie Van Doren,
now in her 80's, cast as
Great Grand Mother Matriarch
'HoneyDoo Christian' in a part that's
sure to be mentioned at awards time
next year.
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'Fifty Shades of Christian Christian' 
begins filming in Syria next month as a
political protest against war with that country
because conservative Christians Hate the
The American 
Black-Guy President!
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That's FunnY!
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J. 

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