Saturday, September 14, 2013

Saggy Pants Guy Suffers Penis Amputation After Tattoo Infection! The Story!

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~Chicago~
"Saggy Pants? Saggy Brain?"
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After 17-year old Leviticus M. was admitted to
Juvenile Hall for his participation in a 
'drive-by' shooting at a rival gang member,
he decided to 'self-tattoo' his
name on his penis.
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Unfortunately, he botched the job.
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His penis became infected from the ink, 
and by the time the infection
was discovered, Leviticus lost his penis
by amputation, leaving 
only a stub for urination.
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Leviticus is now in therapy with others
who also suffer from 
'Micro-Penis Syndrome'.
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We've also learned that Leviticus' mother,
Leticia,
sued the juvenile hall for "failure to 
properly supervise" her son
and settled out of court for
$2500.
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So now we know the value of
a "Saggy Pants Penis"!
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J.

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