Thursday, February 28, 2013

"We Saw Your Boobs" Seth MacFarlane 'Show-Stopper' Oscar Song Riles Hollywood Pussys! (Photos)

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We weren't going to comment on Sunday's
OSCAR SHOW
as it's typically not a very good show. 
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Although we found
Seth MacFarlane's edgy
hosting a refreshing departure from the
puffy cadaver-hosts we've been 
exposed to in recent years,
there wasn't much to comment on
until today!
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Last Sunday
Oscar host Seth MacFarlane 
belted out the 'show-stopper'
"WE SAW YOUR BOOBS". 
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But now Jane Fonda and some other
Hollywood pussys who can't keep 
their boobs out of the public eye are
trashing Seth's "truthy-trashiness" 
in his 'song and dance' about what 
almost all movie goers see every 
time they buy a ticket to the cinema.
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Hey, "Hanoi Jane" is a good looking,
talented old woman
and no one is going to pry her
Oscars out of her 'cold, dead pussy',
but Fonda giving a 'lesson' to anybody
on good-taste is disconnecting
and abject hypocrisy.     
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Jane! Have you seen the "WE SAW YOUR
JUNK" "boobs" parody?
Great stuff!
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Humor changes with time,
just as Jane Fonda's boobs have
evolved.
We know Jane's boobs have changed
over the years because  once upon a time,
'We Saw Her Boobs Too'!
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For the record, Jane appeared in 9
movies nude and says her biggest 
regret was 'not sleeping with
Che Guevara'!
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J.

Newt Gingrich to Perform "Great Balls of Fire" at CPAC-Tea Party Convention! See His Stunning Costume!


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Organizers for this event have just announced
that Newt Gingrich 
will be performing the 
Jerry Lee Lewis mega-hit
"Great Balls of Fire"
at the opening ceremonies
to CPAC 2013! 

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Newt's Costume Designer wife,
Calista,

has feverishly worked on a proper costume
for Newt's performance
with stunning results.
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Note that Newt's colostomy bag is
completely out of sight in this 
"INSPIRATIONAL"
'Calista Designed Thong'.    
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'Goodness Gracious, Great Balls of Fire'!
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Stay tuned for more highlights of this event
as they develop.
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"Tea Party Patriot Nation" 
Proudly Moving
into The 20-th Century!
 
~from a contributor in South Carolina~
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J.

Marco McMillian-Clarksdale, Mississippi Black-Openly Gay Mayoral Candidate Murdered! A Hate Crime? (Updates)


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Marco McMillian, a Black-Openly Gay
Mayoral Candidate in Clarksdale, Mississippi,
body was found on a levee 
near his home. 
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McMillian, 34, was a rising star in politics
with the background 
and credentials to prove it.  
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Marco McMillian
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A "person of interest" is in custody,
but has not been charged as yet.
The Sheriff's Office reports this is
"not a hate crime", but it sure smells
suspicious right now.
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This is a developing story from a contributor
in Jackson, Mississippi and will be updated
as information becomes available.
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Update March 4, 2013:
Today the Mc Millian family said Marco's
body had been beaten and partially burned,
according to reports from the Coroners office.
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Lawrence Reed Charged
Also, Lawrence Reed, 22, is in custody and
charged in the death of Mc Millian.    
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More to come.......
J.

Wednesday, February 27, 2013

"Loving Your Dads" Through The Stages of Life!

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One of "positives" about managing a blog
about disconnecting influences in our
lives is that sometimes we can present
re-connecting information as well.
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This is one of those times.....

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~From a contributor in The Napa Valley~
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J.

Jimmy Kimmel to Introduce New "Shake Them Balls" Dance Craze During TV Sweeps Month?

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Get Lost Gangnam Style!
There's a NEW DANCE in Town!
A MAN'S DANCE!
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"SHAKE THEM BALLS"
 
'Shake Them Balls'
with a Jiggle and a Wiggle!
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Up and Down,
All over Town! 
'Shake Them Balls'!
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 'Shake Them Balls'
from Side to Side,
Glide,
far and Wide!
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'Shake Them Balls'
Feel the Slap,
Clap,
Snap!
'Shake Them Balls'!*
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'Shake Them Balls'
Make it Real,
Get the Feel!
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Slurp!
Burp!
'Shake Them Balls'!
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Does Jimmy have 'THE BALLS'
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to
"SHAKE THEM BALLS"?
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J.

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Candid Photos of Texas Senator Ted Cruz Inside The Capitol Hill Congressional Gym! (NSFW)


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From our trivia files we've learned that newly
elected Texas Senator Ted Cruz is affectionately
called T-REX by his new colleagues.  
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It is also known that Senator Cruz is not the 
most athletic politician on Capitol Hill.
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Still, the Senator is trying to fit-in with
his T-Party friends in Congress.
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And going to the congressional gym is 
one way Ted is attempting to make friends.
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Senator Marco Rubio is even trying to 
show Ted some flexibility exercises.
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At the same time Michele Bachmann has
introduced Ted to her favorite dildos,
'David and Charles'

to give him that all important motivational
nudge of encouragement when needed
to continue his regimen.
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But, alas, poor Ted is still having trouble
fitting-in.
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Is it possible that Ted has made
the wrong gym wear choice?
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J.

Tea Party Previews New "Fight for Liberty" Icon! (NSFW Photo Warning)


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PATRIOT AMERICANS!
FIGHT for LIBERTY!
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MOVE FORWARD with US!
From this...
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TO THIS!
Embrace THIS New
Tea Party Icon in 
Your Fight for LIBERTY!
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"We Have Work to do....."
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 J.

Texas Baptist Men! Love more than words...Anyway...Anytime...Anywhere...?


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THIS IS A JOKE.....
RIGHT? 
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An Oxymoron?
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Question: Are these guys in support of the TEXAS
 'Criminalization of Masturbation' 
movement in their State and/or Transvaginal
Ultrasound Probe Legislation for Women considering abortion
after being raped by a family member or a crazed psycho?
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Meanwhile, Baptist Women 
remain silent and cook.
And do a pretty good job at both
although a little less sugar and
 lard is recommended.  
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J. 

Monday, February 25, 2013

Tom Brady Signs $24 Mil. 3-Year Contract Extension with New England Patriots!!


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Today Tom Brady signed a $24 mil, 3-year
contract extension with the
New England Patriots! 
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Tom also received a $3mil
signing bonus.
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Tom's contract will take him through
the 2015 season and past his 
40th birthday, at which time he
will probably retire.
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Tom Brady is one of those
'Greater than GREAT'
athletes in a special category
all his own.
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May his final seasons
be his finest!
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J.