Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Not All Babies Are Nice! Take a Look at This Little Witch! (Photos)

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Don't get on the wrong side if THIS little
Witch! 
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 Are some babies born "BAD SEEDS"?
Do we have a "Baby Bonnie Parker" here?
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And they've got back-up.
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J.

Hugh Jackman Tweets a 'Selfie' from The Gym! (Photo)

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 "If the bar ain't bending, you're just pretending".
                                                                                     ~HUGH JACKMAN
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Does that bar look like it's bending to you?
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J.

Baby News! Meet Baby Jasleen: 13.47 Pounds Born in Germany! (Photos)

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Are Babies Born Obese?
Baby Jasleen was born on July 26, and
weighed in at 13.47 pounds!
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Jasleen measures 22.6 inches long and now holds the record
for being heaviest baby vaginally delivered without the
help of C-Section in Germany.
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~In other 'Baby News'~
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Fraternal twins were born to 
Mary Lou Dolly Farless-Jihad, 13, in the foyer of the
The Four Square Gospel Freedom Patriot Jesus
Likes Guns and Crawfish Pie Church 
in Baton Rouge,
Louisiana this past week.
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Pastor Otis Crump reports that the twins are 
doing well and taking communion, as their mother and
fathers prepare for their futures.
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J.

See The New 'Fetus Trapped in a Condom' Icon in the Conservative Christian Fight to Criminalize Masturbation!

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 The "Conservative Christian Calvinists"
have a new icon in their efforts to
CRIMINALIZE MASTURBATION
and teach that SEXUAL INTERCOURSE
is for PROCREATION ONLY.
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Will these 'fetus trapped inside a condom'
icons be freely handed out as these rubber
(Anti-Abortion)
'fetus dolls' were at the North Dakota
State Fair last week?
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J.

Is Virginia Gubernatorial Candidate Ken Cuccinelli a "CRIME AGAINST NATURE"? (NSFW?)

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Is there something fundamentally wrong about
a governor who doesn't enjoy Oral Sex
or Masturbate? 
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Virginia Republican Gubernatorial Candidate, 
and
Tea Party Favorite
KEN CUCCINELLI
wants to criminalize HIS definition of
'CRIMES AGAINST NATURE',
which include ORAL SEX and MASTURBATION,
and put those "caught" doing such
things in jail.
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Think about it.
No more this...
Yes! Women enjoy oral sex.
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Or this...
Yes! Men enjoy oral sex too.
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Are these "CRIMES AGAINST NATURE"?
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What about masturbation?
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Psst! Women Masturbate. 
~Photo~
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All the time.
And they like it.
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Men Masturbate too.
~Photo~
And they like it.
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So, Virginians, these things are
normal. Natural. Nothing here is
"AGAINST NATURE".
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Accordingly, can we NOT make the case against 
KEN CUCCINELLI that HE is the real
'CRIME AGAINST NATURE'
in Virginia politics today?
Is Cuccinelli fundamentally impaired?
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Note: The Kinsey Report (1940's) and The 
Masters and Johnson studies some years later
found that 98% of the American healthy adult 
population masturbate and that the other 2% were
probably lying.
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Also, medical science tells us that 
masturbation is a healthy practice.
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John Calvin and those who subscribe to
'Calvinist' convoluted Christian religiosity 
are wrong.
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VIRGINIA!
How will you vote on election day?
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J.

Huffington Post Plays "Penis Politics" with Anthony Weiner in NYC Mayoral Election!

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Yes! It's True, 
IS PLAYING
POLITICS
with NYC Mayoral Candidate
ANTHONY WEINER!
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"VAGINA POLITICS" 
is also at play here. 
BIG TIME!
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For example, Congressvagina
Nancy Pelosi 
has recently
called for Weiner to withdraw from his
election citing he had 'demeaned women'
because of his 'sexting' activities.
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Unfortunately, Pelosi's flaccid argument demonstrates
her disrespect for women in general. Today's 'woman' is far 
more stable, and much smarter than Pelosi suggests. 
Especially New York's savvy women.
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Also, this is the year of the
"LGBT" community moving forward,
and Pelosi's support of Quinn, 
an open lesbian, trumps her  
interest in the well-being and progress of NYC. 
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Likewise, TV Talkvagina
Rachel Maddow 
is giving continued 'foaming acid vagina
gum' coverage to Weiner, and trashes
his wife, Huma, in the process.
Maddow is gay and supports her mayoral gay
counterpart, Quinn, over the best interests
of New York.
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 News Punditvagina
Arianna Huffington 
has been giving an
inordinate amount of time and space to
"PENIS POLITICS"
as
has presented more silly stories about Weiner 
than any other media outlet we've found.
Arianna is in the Quinn for Mayor camp and
uses her "news" product to support the
candidate of HER choice.
Just like us.
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But hey! What's really going on here? 
What's the real agenda of this
"PENIS POLITICS vs. VAGINA POLITICS"
squabble?
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It's "politics" folks. That's all. Pure and simple.
Lots of form. NO SUBSTANCE.
And in this scenario it's
"PENIS vs. VAGINA",
when we believe these should be 
working like 'hand-in-glove' together
for the betterment of New York.
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We also believe New York voters are far more
sophisticated than the 'vagina politicians' have
imagined, or give credit to.
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Anthony Weiner is the BEST CANDIDATE
for NEW YORK CITY and the
majority of voters know it,
despite the 'vagina mist' coming from "the Pelosis,
Maddows and Huffingtons". 
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J.

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Anthony Weiner is "Too Busy Jacking Off to be Mayor" ~ The Huffington Post Reports!

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Is
too busy "JACKING OFF" to publish
IMPORTANT NEWS? 
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Among the 10 or more "PENIS POLITICS" stories
Huffington published last week concerning
NYC MAYORAL CANDIDATE
ANTHONY WEINER,
we learned that he ejaculated within 30 seconds
when "chatting" in some Internet room. 
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Now today, Huffington regales us with the 
Headline,  
'Weiner is too busy jacking off to be mayor',
 as stated by 'sexting' partner,
Sydney Leathers.
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Hey, HUFFINGTON!
We know what's going on here with these
"PENIS POLITICS" being played by
Mayoral Candidate Christine Quinn
"VAGINA POLITICIANS". 
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Simply put,
HUFFINGTON SUPPORTS Christine Quinn
for Mayor of New York City!
Make no mistake about it. 
You know it.
Insiders know it.
We know it, and
THE PEOPLE of NEW YORK KNOW IT!
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J.

The Woman Who Doesn't Shave! (NSFW PHOTOS)

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This woman is currently "in the news" saying she
doesn't 'understand' why people stare at her
because she doesn't shave her legs and arms.
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She tells reporters,
"It's too much trouble to shave".
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Would someone advise this woman that the
reason people stare at her is because
she's disgusting to look at?
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J.

Tea Party GOP Nominates "CRIMES AGAINST NATURE" Candidate Ken Cuccinelli for Governor of Virginia!


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 In this 'off-year' election season one of the races
we're watching closely is the "FREAK SHOW"
candidacy of Tea Party-Republican
gubernatorial nominee 
KEN CUCCINELLI
in Virginia.
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Ken Cuccinelli is 45 years old, married with 7
children, a career politician, and is Virginia's
current Attorney General.
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Cuccinelli lists his religion as "Roman Catholicism",
which seems to translate (in practical terms) to
an odd form of  'Calvinist-Catholic-Christianity'.
A kind of Christian (Taliban) "Sharia" Law
that seems to dominate his political attitude
and deeds.
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For example, Cuccinelli is clear in his drive to
re-establish all 'anti-sodomy' law in Virginia.
Although oral sex has been the primary 
center of controversy and discussion, 
anal sex, masturbation, and homosexual
sexual activity also fit into Cuccinelli's broader
definition of "CRIMES AGAINST NATURE".
"CRIMES" that a Governor Cuccinelli would
want to legislate against and give penalty to.

CRIMINALLY PROSECUTE THESE ACTIVITIES?
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Essentially, the only sexual activity that would
be permissible in "CUCCINELLI'S VIRGINIA" would 
be 'missionary position sex' between a married
man and woman (to each other), without 
contraceptives for the purpose of 
procreation only.
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Anything else would be subject to
criminal prosecution.
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Virginia voters do have other choices for
Governor this coming November.
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Stay tuned for updates and outcome of
this race for Virginia's Statehouse.
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J.








Monday, July 29, 2013

This Graphic is Mesmerizing - Mind Blowing Awesome! Warning: Those Prone to Siezure Should NOT Look!

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 Is this graphic Mesmerizing - Mind Blowing 
Awesome or what?
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Well?
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J.

Marcus Jordan Tweets Penis Pic? Says it's Not His! (See the Original NSFW Tweet)

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The Sports World is in a twitter today after 
Marcus Jordan (Son of Michael)
allegedly pulled an 'Anthony Weiner' by tweaking,
then tweeting HIS "Wiener" this past 
weekend.
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Marcus is saying it's
'Not his' Wiener!
'NOPE, NOT MINE'...
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Here's the original Tweet:
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Whether this penis belongs to
Marcus Jordan or not,
it's now been seen by several million
'TWITTERERS'!
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So, what's the big deal here?
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J.

Whatever Happened to Burt Ward of 'Batman and Robin' Fame?

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"Holy tell-all, People! What's this?"
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Whatever happened to our "BOY WONDER"
of  'The Real BATMAN' FAME,
BURT WARD?
 
Well, much of what happened to Burt can
be learned from his autobiography. His trials and
tribulations along with his great attitude 
and good humor about
life itself can be found here.
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Burt has stories to tell.
And tell them he does, with a sense of humor
seldom found in public figures.
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One of our favorite scenes from the vintage 
Adam West ~ Burt Ward
BATMAN
television series was when a group of 
dastardly 'Gotham City-Destroying' villains
tried to stuff Robin into the
engine of a jet airplane, head first.
PRICELESS STUFF! 
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As a point of interest, Burt Ward was a gifted
athlete and performed all his character's stunts.
He got the nickname "SPARKY" as a child because
of his physical quickness and quick spirit with
others.
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But that was a long time ago, and the actor
who played 'leapin-lizzard'
ROBIN,
at age 68
is still with us today. Good natured, and in
good humor. 
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So, OK! Robin doesn't look like 'Robin' anymore.
AGE! 
It comes to us all, if we're lucky.

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"LIFE and TIME MARCH ON" and 
Burt Ward has and is making the best of both.

This is Batman and Robin,
once upon a Time......  
And this is Adam West and Burt Ward
later in Time ......
MIGHT THERE BE A NEW MOVIE IN THE OFFING?
MAYBE AN OLDER BATMAN AND ROBIN FIGHTING
OLDER JOKERS AND RIDLERS TO PROTECT GOTHEM?
CONSIDER THE POSSIBILITIES! 
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With a successful life, both private
and public, including his grand philanthropic
work a net worth of $2.5 mil,
The Boy Wonder continues
his life in the good humor he has demonstrated
during his entire career
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J.