Saturday, August 31, 2013

See These Controversial Christian 'Religious Message' Signs and Symbols!

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There are Religious Signs and Symbols,
and.... 
There are
RELIGIOUS SIGNS and SYMBOLS!
~Take a Look at These~   
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J.

Tim Tebow CUT From New England Patriots Roster!

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This Morning Bill Belichick and the
New England Patriots
Announced that
Tim Tebow
has been CUT from it's roster.
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So what's next for Tim?
There's always
DUCK COMMANDER SUNDAYS!
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Full story to follow...
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J.

It's a 3-Day Weekend! Pace Yourself!

For Starters....are you
Goin' Places this weekend?
Some politicians enjoy this "get-a-way"
located in the Missouri Ozarks.
It's easy to find, located to the right
of a FOUR SQUARE GOSPEL church
on the highway to St. Louis.
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Gonna do some 'B-B Que'n'?
...And Don't Forget to Forget the Chicken!
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ENJOY YOUR WEEKEND!
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Meet Burlesque Queen 'GO-GO AMY! She Sets Off Fire Alarms With Her Burning Tit Tassles! (Photos)

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G0-GO Amy is a successful Burlesque Star who's
flown under the radar, so to speak, until recently. 
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 All Burlesque Stars have a gimmick.
And Amy's gimmick is fire. She plays with it,
dances with it, and swallows it.
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Her act typically includes these things with
a finale of setting the tassels on her tits on
fire and twirling them as she swallows
a fire wand while in a suggestive pose.

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Unfortunately, she recently made headlines when
when the tassel fires got too big which set the fire
alarms off resulting in the building being
evacuated.
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Fortunately,
no one was hurt in the mishap, but Amy's
tits did get a little singed. 
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But there's more to "GO-GO" than just fire.
AMY and Her Company own 
The Pretty Things Peepshow
and travel around the country performing
REAL BURLESQUE
for those who truly love the art.
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Here's Go-GO Amy 
doing what GO-GO Amy does: 
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And here's The Company!

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You may want to catch a
PRETTY THINGS PEEPSHOW
when one comes near you! 
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YOU WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED!
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J.

Duck Commander Sunday with a Sermon from Phil Robertson! "The Sermon on the Swamp"?

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GOT LICE?
Brought to you by I-NETNUT-TOON NETWORK
and our body fragrance conditioning and 
lice management products division.
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Lets Play "Dress-Up" and 'Just Do It'!
First... 

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From HIS Sermon on the Mount,
Comes The Sermon on the Swamp?
"Let us Pray!"
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'Enjoy the Sermon and browse our
Tee Shirts, Duck Whistles and Camos too.
Everbodies a Comin'.
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Meanwhile, at the Pride Parade....
'After this?'
'I'm goin' to check out what's
happenen' over at
DUCK COMMANDER SUNDAY!
They said everybody's going to come'.

"That's Funny!"
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~Credit Article Concept to Scallion Root Ltd.
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J.

Friday, August 30, 2013

'Out of the Slamo ~ Bought Some Ammo and a Camo ~ Goin to Church!' It's DUCK COMMANDER SUNDAY!


 
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'Lets Pray that the Camo hides the Ammo,
in Christ's Name, Amen!'
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 Don't forget our Tee-Shirts, Mugs and
Duck Whistles!
"AMEN!"
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                                             ~Contributed by I-NETNUT-TOON NETWORK
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J.

Is This 'Dunkin Donuts' Ad Racist?

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'Holy DRUNKIN DRUGIN DUNKIN DONUTS, 
BATMAN!
Is this ad RACIST or NOT?' 
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This ad appearing in Thailand businesses has raised 
the considerable ire and scrutiny of those who
monitor such things.
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So?
We think it's a great ad and will probably
sell a lot of donuts, which is the intent here. 
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In fact,
we'll buy one or two. They look great.
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And by the way, the woman in the
ad is gorgeous!
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J.

Did North Korea Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un Execute His Singer and Girlfriend Because of a Sex Tape?

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Were there other reasons?
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Unconfirmed reports are wildly circulating the Globe 
today saying that North Korea's Supreme Leader,
Kim Jong-Un, 
ordered the execution of his pop singer girlfriend
after learning she had participated in a 
pornographic sex tape with 11 men.
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At age 22, and then a student, Kim Jong-Un, 
aka 'Little Fat Shit', had been dating 
Hyon Song Wol,
the songstress with the mega-hit
tunes, "Excellent Horse-Like Lady", and
the ever popular, "I Love Polygang"
when he learned of her porn-deeds.
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According to some reports, 'Little Fat Shit' ordered
Hyon's execution by machine gun firing squad 
along with the 11 men with her in the tape as 
he watched the event from a tank (in 2005).
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happy with Hyon's unreleased song,
"So Long Tiny Dong Kim Jong",
an up-tempo novelty tune, which 
may have been another reason for her execution
if there ever was one in the first place.
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J.

While We Were Being Distracted by This Weeks Corporate "NEWS" ~ THIS Happened! (The "Miley" Factor)

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~The "MILEY" Distraction~
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J.

Something Beautiful for a 3-Day TGIF Weekend!

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The Grand Foyer of
THE OPERA de PARIS,
Paris, France 
Enjoy your Labor Day Weekend!
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J.