Monday, September 30, 2013

The Romney Family Table Cook Book ~ A Recipe and Tradition Guide for The 1%!

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Ann Romney has penned the most wonderful
cook book and holiday tradition guide for 
those of us who have 5 mansions or more
with 24/7 fully staffed kitchens 
(Ann has 7)
EVER!
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JUST IN TIME FOR THE HOLIDAYS!
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Note the frivolous, whimsical photo of Mitt with a
grandchild on the Winter snow packed 
moderate slopes of Park City, Utah on the
cover of Ann's book.
Priceless!

But it's Ann herself who endears us most with her 
abandon "hoots-pa" of roughing it up a bit with
her use of watermelon WITH SEEDS (when
the seedless varieties are readily available)
photo of her grand daughters that
turns the trick for us.
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Tradition IS Tradition with Ann.
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Ann is just an Old Fashion Girl
which makes us love her all the more.
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Now you can vomit!
and vomit again.

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J.

Ted Cruz Leads GOP Tea Party Lambs to Their Political Slaughter!

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GOP TEA PARTY HOUSE MEMBERS
Vote to
SHUTDOWN GOVERNMENT
and now face 
POLITICAL SLAUGHTER!
Ted Cruz has led his GOP Tea Party
"Lambs" to their proverbial slaughter!
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Here's How He Did It.
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He deposed Speaker of the House of Representatives
John Boehner
by working 'the sheep' against Boehner,
and now Boehner is a 'gelding' who drinks more 
Merlot than he used to.
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Cruz then got the 'sheep' drunk as they wrote
'poison pill' legislation tying Obamacare funding to
increasing the nations debt limit with the idea of
SHUTTING DOWN the AMERICAN
GOVERNMENT.
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But now the people are revolting against
this idea and holding their representatives
accountable for their irresponsible
activities.
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The people are telling their elected
officials that they will look like
this in 2014!
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When the votes are counted in 2014,
the GOP TEA PARTY Reps in the House will
collectively look like this:

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Thank You,
TED CRUZ! 
You've done a good job for
America.
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J.

Who's Responsible for The U.S. Government Shutdown?

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A Group of drunken GOP Tea Party Republicans!
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Hold them accountable in 2014!
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J.

U.S. Congress Spends $384,949. to Study Duck Penises ~ Circumcises $40mil. from Food Programs for Children and Vets!

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Yes! It's true!
The U.S. Government spent $384,949. of National 
Science Foundation money to study the
length and nomenclature of ducks penises at Yale
University in 2013!
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(SIZE MATTERS? To a Duck?)
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And this is what America got
for the money:
An exposed, erect Duck Penis!
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Can we laugh yet?
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No! This is not a funny story.
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Meanwhile, the GOP Tea Party faction
in The U.S. House of Representatives voted
to "CUT" $40 million from the
"Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program"
that effects the poorest of the nation's poor
and removes 170,000 elderly veterans
from it's benefit rolls (9/19/13).

This "circumcision" represents the latest 
completed portion of the
Paul Ryan
GOP TEA PARTY FUELED
"Prosperity Plan" 
for America, and tells us that
Veterans and the Poor don't matter
to them!
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J.

The GOP Tea Party: "The Party That Boozes Together Votes Together!" (Photo)

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In drunken euphoria over the recent vote to shutdown government, 
GOP Tea Party Congressman
Dave Tillis says, 
"Gotta keep those 'Damn Conservative Christians' votin' for us, so next we're
voting to
CRIMINALIZE MASTURBATION."
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The People Get What They Vote For!
Will America Get It Right in 2014? 
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J.

Drunk GOP Tea Party Congress Votes to Shutdown Government as "Gelding" John Boehner Drinks Merlot! (Photos - Documentation)

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...from the chambers of the
U.S. House of Representatives...
September 28, 2013: 
Drunk with Power?
Or,
Just DRUNK? 
Just Plain DRUNK(!) 
is the documented and verified 
answer to this question.
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Ginger Gibson, Congressional Reporter (Politico), is tweeting her observations in  'the peoples'  House of Representatives permeated with the stench of copious amounts of 'booze' in the atmosphere as the Republicans led by SENATOR Ted Cruz "PARTY" on the House floor.
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Kate Nocera, Buzzfeed Capitol Hill Reporter, reports seeing GOP House members 'tossin-em back' on The House floor as they discuss government shutdown, and subsequently voted to do it.
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A number of other witnesses report similar
observations.
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This is how it looked to the public.....
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And "this" is how it was... 
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Although remaining Speaker of the House of Representatives,
John Boehner has been neutered and is such in name only.
Boehner has lost his "leadership" to
GOP Tea Party Senator 
Ted Cruz.
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Accordingly, John Boehner will just have
another glass of Merlot!
The People GET What They Vote For!
Will America get it right in 2014? 
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J.

Pastor Ronald J. Harris Sr. Shot Dead While Giving Sermon in Louisiana!

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 ~Lake Charles, Louisiana~
The Tabernacle of Praise Worship Center:

Pastor Ronald J. Harris Sr. was shot dead this past
Friday night as he was giving a "revival" sermon to about
65 people, including members of his family.
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Woodrow Karey, 53, is in custody and charged 
with Second Degree Murder in the pastor's
killing.
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Reports provide that as Pastor Harris was speaking
from the pulpit, Karey came up from the audience,
shot Harris point blank and then left the building.
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Harris was later arrested at his home. No motive
for the slaying has been established
at this time.

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Is this one of the "Bring Your Guns to Church"
 friendly fundamentalist congregations
so often found in Louisiana?
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The investigation continues.....
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J.

Sunday, September 29, 2013

The U.S. Government Shutdown ~ See "The GOP Tea Party Show" with CRUZ - BOOZE and BOEHNER! (NSFW)

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 It's PARTY TIME!
And The GOP Brings America 
"THE TEA PARTY SHOW"!
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~Bringing America Down Through Government Shutdown~
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with America's Balls Out Favorite
TED CRUZ,
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BOOZE,
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and Speaker of the House
"I'LL HAVE ANOTHER MERLOT"
JOHN BOEHNER!
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'Time to toss a few back...'
Coming Soon to an Election Near You!
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From
'WE WANT AMERICA to FAIL!'
'Therefore, we 'booze' and pass
legislation to shutdown
the government'
PRODUCTIONS!
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Stay tuned for our well documented article
about how Republican Lawmakers penned
their latest 'poison America' legislation
under the influence of Booze .
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"I enjoyed this".
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J.

Fart Control? In Demark? In Other Places?

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"Fart-kontrol" in Demark may mean "Speed-check",
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but in other parts of the world 
'fart control' means
"FART CONTROL"!
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Take a look.........

In Asia.
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In Europe, and
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In America!
Especially in the U.S. Congress!
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~Credit to Alison Filip-Napa for Article Concept~ 
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 So, you like 'Fart' talk?
"I LIKE FART STUFF"!


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J.

Saturday, September 28, 2013

Why Has U.S. Senator Ted Cruz Taken Control of The House of Representatives?

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Update October 2, 2013: Although Ted Cruz influence
in The House seems to have waned with at least 20
house members saying they will now vote to pass
a clean 'debt increase bill' without the Obamacare 
defunding provision, such is being stalled by
a spineless 
John Boehner 
who's having another glass of Merlot.
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Now to our original story~ 
 
U.S. Senator Ted Cruz* has pushed

 Speaker of the House of Representatives
John Boehner 
aside and taken control
of Boehner's job
BECAUSE HE CAN!
(According to Capitol Hill pundits and Insiders)
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The Billionaire Koch Brothers 
have a long range plan to take control of
the U.S. Government.
This is part of that plan. 
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There are now enough elected Tea Party
Politicians in Congress to make this kind of move.
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Do you want to stop this process?
Vote Down any and all Members
of The Tea Party!
~We can do it in 2014~
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*You can access a profile of Ted Cruz from a number of articles on this blog. Basically, however, he is Sarah Palin in a 
Jock Strap with a measure of 

Phylis Schafaly in Depends.
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J.