Tuesday, December 31, 2013

Betty White Speaks: "DON'T DRINK and DRIVE!

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For Yours and Others
Holiday Enjoyment and Safety,
BETTY WHITE
Has Something to Say:
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GET IT!
"ONLY STUPID DUMB SHIT ASSHOLES
DRINK and DRIVE"! 
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WE LOVE BETTY WHITE!
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~Credit Photo Capture to
Pamela Lambert, California. 
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J.

Giant Yellow Rubber Ducky Explodes in Taiwan! (Photos)

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Does this spell trouble for Taiwan
in the coming year?
Is it a bad omen? 
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Taiwan's Giant Rubber Ducky that
was intended to assist in bringing in
the New Year later tonight
HAS EXPLODED!
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He was having His Face Washed...
...And seemed to be a happy Ducky.
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But then He Exploded!
Poor Rubber Ducky!
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J.

Support Phil! (A Duck Dynasty PSA)

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JOIN THE MOVEMENT! 
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SUPPORT PHIL!!!
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And Remember, If You Need Anything,
Just Whistle...
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...You know how to whistle, Dontcha'?
...just put your butt cheeks together,
stick a duck whistle up your ass,
and FART.... 
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On second thought,
FUCK SUPPORT PHIL! 
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JOIN THE MOVEMENT!
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~Credit Article Concept to
Maryanne Baker, Arkansas.
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J.

2013 One of a Kind (Mostly Disturbing) Images from Around the World!

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These 2013 - Mostly Disturbing - Images
turned up on the Huffington Post
a few days ago, and are reproduced here
with the idea that humankind has 
a long way to go toward being a
Civilized World.
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J.

Meet Brooklyn's DRAG KINGS! "K. James and Pussy Diet"!

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Unless you are immersed 24/7 in the Twilight Zone
of a Duck Dynasty Conservative Christianity
time warp, you are very much aware of
"Drag Queens" and their Over-the-Top
'Prisilla Queen of the Desert'
Burlesque kind of entertainment. 
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But Now Comes something 
NEW and DIFFERENT.
The DRAG KINGS! 
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With a new "TAKE" on Mind Bending,
Full Out Entertainment from Women
with Enormous Talent, 
MEET Brooklyn's 
DRAG KINGS 
K. JAMES and PUSSY DIET! 
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And did we say TALENT?
Catch one of their shows!
You won't be disappointed.
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~Credit Article Concept and Photo Capture to
Edward Miller, New York. 
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J.

Monday, December 30, 2013

Marijuana Destroys Motivation and Ambition - Olympic Athletes Testify!

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MICHAEL PHELPS*,
winner of the most Gold Medals
in Olympic History Testifies... 
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LEGALIZE MARIJUANA!
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J.

U.S. Illiteratacy Rate Tops 30%! (See The Pew Resarch Center Study)

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U.S. "ILLITERACY" RATE
TOPS 30%! 
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In a comprehensive report released today by
PEW RESEARCH CENTER
33% of Americans think
"Humans and other living things have existed
in their present form since the beginning of time."
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~Here are the Charts~
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J.

Best Sports Photos of 2013!

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You Love Sports - We Love Sports!
And these are some of the best
SPORTS PHOTOS 
of 2013!
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"I LIKE SPORTS TOO!"
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J.