Monday, May 26, 2014

Why Dogs Don't Like Conservative Politicians and Conservative Politicians Hate Dogs!

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We can learn a lot from our dogs.
Most will agree that dogs are 
good judges of human 
character. 
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We've also learned that dogs don't think much of
the characters of conservative politicians too. 
And in turn conservative politicians hate dogs 
because dogs don't listen to them.
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But there are other reasons dogs don't listen
to Conservative Politicians.
These are some of them:

Dogs Don't Off-Shore Their Money
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Dogs Aren't Greedy Corporatists
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 A Dogs Loyalty isn't for-sale
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Most Dogs Are Spade or Neutered - the ultimate
Contraceptive 
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Dog's Don't Hate People or Create 
Wars Against People
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Dogs Give Real Love and expect nothing in return.
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Dogs Help Vets, Children and The Elderly 

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Dogs don't like Paul Ryan because he's
mean to old people, vets and children.
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Dogs don't like Ted Cruz because he looks and
acts like Joe McCarthy and kicks dogs.
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Dogs don't like Daddy Cruz either
because he believes Dogs don't go to 
Heaven and taught Ted to kick dogs.
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Dogs don't like the Robertson Duck Dynasty
crowd because they use 
dogs to kill things.
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Dogs don't like 
because it is stupid and they lie.
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Dogs don't like the 
or
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or
The Koch Brothers
because they support only 
Conservative Politicians who kick dogs
and people too.
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"DOGS are PEOPLE"!
'Dogs are Good. Conservative
Politicians are Bad.'
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~Credit Article Concept to
"Scoot", California.
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J.

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