Friday, June 13, 2014

New U.S. House of Representatives Majority Leader Announced!

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Today, 
Speaker of the House of Representatives,
John Boner

announced the selection of the
new House Majority Leader.
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Boner said that among many qualified candidates
for the job, their selection was swayed by his
interpretation of Leviticus 75: 42, 
that provides,
"Stone all who don't agree with Republicans"! 
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Meet Alabama Congressman 
RICHARD TUGNUTT MONSANTO 
Monsanto
is a 3-term Congressman who is well prepared
for his new leadership role.
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As a former Fundamentalist Conservative Christian
minister, Monsanto holds a Doctor of Divinity
degree from Liberty University. He also
worked for U.S. Supreme Court Judge Clarence Thomas
in Mrs. Thomas silent corporate lobby businesses
and does Calista Gingrich's hair.
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Monsanto is a 'man's-man', and hangs with the
likes of Marcus Bachmann in the 
steam room of the Congressional Gym where
they practice prayers for their
daily prayer caucus meetings.
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A member of the Monsanto Farms and
Food Products Corporation family, he
attributes his healthy good looks
to a steady GMO food diet
since birth.
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Let us all congratulate Congressman Monsanto,
and wish him productive successes as the
America's new House Majority Leader.
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J.

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