Friday, June 13, 2014

New U.S. House of Representatives Majority Leader Announced!

Speaker of the House of Representatives,
John Boner

announced the selection of the
new House Majority Leader.
Boner said that among many qualified candidates
for the job, their selection was swayed by his
interpretation of Leviticus 75: 42, 
that provides,
"Stone all who don't agree with Republicans"! 
Meet Alabama Congressman 
is a 3-term Congressman who is well prepared
for his new leadership role.
As a former Fundamentalist Conservative Christian
minister, Monsanto holds a Doctor of Divinity
degree from Liberty University. He also
worked for U.S. Supreme Court Judge Clarence Thomas
in Mrs. Thomas silent corporate lobby businesses
and does Calista Gingrich's hair.
Monsanto is a 'man's-man', and hangs with the
likes of Marcus Bachmann in the 
steam room of the Congressional Gym where
they practice prayers for their
daily prayer caucus meetings.
A member of the Monsanto Farms and
Food Products Corporation family, he
attributes his healthy good looks
to a steady GMO food diet
since birth.
Let us all congratulate Congressman Monsanto,
and wish him productive successes as the
America's new House Majority Leader.

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