Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Want to See a Dolphin Penis? (NSFW)

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There are many poetic and mystical stories
surrounding our Dolphin friends.
This is not one of them.
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This following photo tells a different story.
Our brief research provides that
Dolphins are very sexual mammals.
Like humans.
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Dolphins fall in love.
We suspect the Dolphin we're about
to see here is wanting to consummate
that love.
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Thus this warning.
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Let this photo preview our next article,
"The Woman Who Jerks-Off Dolphins",
from the June 7, 2014 article,
"The Dolphin Who Loved Me",
in the current issue of
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Our review will chronicle the highlights of 
Margaret Howe Lovat's 
true story about her experiences working with
NASA in the 1960's on a Dolphin 
research project and the uncommon relationship
she had with a 'special' Dolphin during
that time.
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Stay tuned.....
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J.

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