Saturday, August 16, 2014

Mitt Romney (C-Span) Penis Story Raises it's Tiny Head - AGAIN? (NSFW)

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We thought The C-Span Mitt Romney
Penis Controversy was behind us,
OR Paul Ryan as the case may 
have been.
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But NO!
For some reason this story in back with
some media attention.
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Accordingly, in keeping with our tradition 
of archiving insignificant political news
stories, here's what's happening.
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~"WEE"....'WEE-WEE'~
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-THE SMALL STORY-
"SHOWN HERE IN ACTUAL SIZE(?)" 
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With Mitt Romney's (tiny) Penis story
returning to the news this week, 
THE NRA 
ANSWER MAN 
~HORACE WEENY~
HAS COME TO THE 2016 PRESIDENTIAL
CANDIDATES "wee-wee" DEFENSE.
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In a statement released today, Mr. Weeny says:
'Mr. Romney does NOT suffer from congenital
"MICRO PENIS SYNDROME".
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'In the era in which Mr. Romney grew up,
Mormon Underwear was made of a
material that stunted penis maturation
by shunting growth hormones from
his "genital/anus region" to his mouth.'
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The Romney for President Steering Campaign
Office has not responded to Mr. Weeny's
voice of support. However, we did receive a
Mitt Romney Bobble Head Doll
with a request for donations.
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WHAT?
Genital Warts Accusations Too?
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~From 'SickofMittRomney USA'
and
 
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J.

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