Saturday, August 30, 2014

JAX TELLER for PRESIDENT 2016 NEWS! Wife, Sadie, to Make Rare Campaign Speech!

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 ~TELLER for PRESIDENT 2016~
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As Jax Teller's Presidential Campaign
continues it's juggernaut march to 
The White House, 
wife Sadie 
has agreed to make a rare 
speech in his behalf.
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The most recent composite polls show:
-TELLER: 91%
-CLINTON: 6%
-ROMNEY: 1%
with 2% undecided. 
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-SADIE THOMPSON TELLER-
Sadie Teller is considered JAX greatest
asset in his arsenal for recreating
government by the people,
and for the people.
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Jax has promised to consolidate the
Departments of Defense, Education,
and Social Security, Medicare,
and Veterans Offices into
one agency with Sadie at helm.
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In a recent exclusive interview 
Sadie told us,
"Yeah...I'm gonna make a campaign speech
...like I'm gonna write a cookbook, go to
planet Kolob when I die, and grow
watermelon in the White House Garden
like them other chicks... 
~SADIE TELLER~
"Yeah...been a workin' girl all my life...
bring the booze and I'll show ya how 
a campaign speech is given."
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With her trusted canine "Cinderella"
always at her side, 
Sadie concluded saying,
"Yeah...Cinderella goes where I go...
taught her everything 
she knows."
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JAX TELLER AGREES WITH
THIS MESSAGE.
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VOTE TELLER ON THE FIRST
TUESDAY in NOVEMBER

2016!
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J.

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