Monday, October 20, 2014

Conservative Christian Pastor's "Faith Test from God" Diagnosed as Genital Wart!

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'Jimmy Bob-Bob Ozark',
the Charismatic Christian Evangelist
who is capturing his Red State audiences with his
"FAITH TESTS FROM GOD MINISTRIES"
suffered both personal and professional setbacks
 last week after 'his' latest "Faith Test" was
countered by Medical Science.
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"Bob-Bob" uses his personal health issues
in his "TEST of FAITH" sermons, and
had been suffering from a 'skin condition'.
When that condition worsened and became 
excruciatingly painful, he took advantage
of OBAMACARE and sought 
medical treatment.
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To "Bob-Bob's" chagrin his condition
was diagnosed as a 
GENITAL WART! 
(ON HIS NOSE)
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"Bob-Bob" is on the road to recovery
and says he will return to the time tested
tried and true ways of 'Faith Testing'
used by his ancestors.

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J.

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