Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Is There Really Going to be a "CHRISTIANS (ONLY) SHOPPING MALL" in Texas?

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"CHRISTIANS (ONLY) SHOPPING 
MALL" in TEXAS? 
The Architectural Plans Are Complete,
and It's Beautiful and Inspiring! 
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Oh' HAPPY JESUS!

 Will OUR MALL have
 "Pray Before You Buy Chaplets"
located throughout the complex? 
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Will Muslims and Atheists be 
barred from entry?
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Homosexuals Too?
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10 Gun Stores selling
assault weapons for the 
coming Rapture?
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Has Duck Dynasty Enterprises
signed a lease for a 
'Duck Whistle/Camo Outlet'?
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Will it sell the New Ultra Light Weight
Camo-Kill Gun, suitable for 
Children under the age of 8?
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Instructional Lectures on
 "HOW to HATE GAYS" 
without Federal Prosecution 
Work Shops?
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And 'How to Preserve and Bottle an
Aborted Fetus' for those 
'Right to Life' Rallies?
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Plus-
An ANTI-ABORTION CLINIC
for Nostalgic Purposes?
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An Anti-Masturbation Boutique
with the latest "devices" for
stopping the sin of self-pleasure?
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With a special section for 
MISSIONARY ONLY SEX POSITIONS
for 'real' married male and female
couples?
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A History Museum showing that
Dinosaurs were the size of ducks, 
representing how Noah was able to
 get all those creatures on his ark?
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Will the talking snakes from the
Garden of Eden Be on Display?
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Will there be an EBOLA Emergency Station
included? With "Leech Therapy"?
An ancillary Crematorium?
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Playing "Rock-a My Soul in the Bosom
of Abraham" 8-Tracks?  
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A dedicated Special-Section of the Mall 
for African American Christians with
their own separate entrance?
And drinking fountains too?
With watermelon nectar? 
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Oh' HAPPY JESUS!
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J.

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