Friday, October 24, 2014

"MECHAPHILIA" and the GOP - Jordan Haskins (And His Spark Plugs) Wants Your Vote! (NSFW)

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~CRACKED in AMERICA~
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IN MICHIGAN THIS MAN
WANTS YOUR VOTE!
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Unfortunately, this Conservative Christian
"Boy Wonder" has a
"MECHAPHILE" 
reputation and history behind him that
may thwart his election hopes.
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A 'Mechaphile' is generally described as 
a human who enjoys "SEX"
with machines.
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According to
PRIDESOURCE and Other 
Media Outlets, 
  JORDAN has a repeated history of
 breaking into cars, removing their spark plugs,
and masturbating with them.
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This is some of the literature we
found on the subject matter....

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Will Jordan Get Your Vote?
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J.

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