Tuesday, December 30, 2014

New Republican Congressional Rules Bars Women Members from Farting!

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U.S. House of Representative Speaker
John Boehner
and
U.S. Senate Leader
Mitch McConnell
have added a
"WOMEN SHALL NOT FART"
rule to the Congressional Rules
Handbook.
*
On January 3, 2015, signs such as those
found in Muslim countries will
be posted in all buildings
on Capitol Hill.
*
In a related matter, a specific addendum to
this rule prohibits newly elected
Iowa Senator 
JONI ERNST
from bringing her 
PIG CASTRATION SCISSORS
into Senate Chambers.
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J.

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