Friday, January 31, 2014

Do Size "O-cup" Breasts Have Too Much Bling? The Elizabeth Starr Story!

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This is Porn Star
Elizabeth Starr.
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Elizabeth has the biggest BOOBS in the business.
She's an O-cup!
And she's been a busy girl for a lot of years 
in her chosen profession.
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Lets take a better look....
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Standing up?
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On the movie set posing for a
PROMO PHOTO. 
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Some years ago, Elizabeth had some major 
surgery to give her some BLING, and 
'a TIT up', so to speak, in "Porndom."
And it worked.....
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This is what Elizabeth looked like 
before her surgery.
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But today, medical professionals have told
Elizabeth that 'she must have a mastectomy
or she will die.' 
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We await Elizabeth's decision and hopefully
a successful outcome of her surgery
if she elects to have it.
Good Luck ELIZABETH!
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J.

Take a Look Inside One of Amazon's Mind-boggling Warehouses!

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Arguably, amazon is one of the most successful company's
of the 21st Century.
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How do they do it?
How do they get all that stuff from their place
to your place so quickly and efficiently?
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One of the ways they 'do it' is to have large warehouses
located around the world.
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What do those big storage places look like?
Lets take a look....
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This warehouse is located in Wales, and
replicated all over the world.
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J.

A SUPERBOWL Game-Day REMINDER That TODAY is The Number 1 Day for DOMESTIC SPOUSAL ABUSE in America!

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Although Game Day is NOT the number 1 day for
domestic spousal abuse in America
(according to snopes.com), it's high on the list
with calls to police, help lines, and shelters
from battered women, and sometimes men,
increasing exponentially on this day.
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Accordingly, if you have reason to believe YOU
might or could be in the "victim" category,
you can do something about it now.
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But most won't do anything until
it's too late.
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With the booze flowing, the testosterone up,
and maybe the buffalo wings are not
done to perfection, be aware if
your spouse has any violent
propensities. 
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You know who you are and if you're
abused, get out, and don't go back!
Statistics show that if it happened
once it's going to happen again.
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TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF,
and TAKE YOURSELF OUT
of ANY ABUSIVE situation.
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~A GAD Public Service Announcement. 
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J.

Science News: "Humans More Closely Related to Neanderthals Than Originally Thought"!

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....from
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Scientists: "Humans are more closely related
to Neanderthals than originally thought."
U.S. Congressman Michael Grimm (Tea Party R-NY)
expresses his (threatening) values (1/28/14).
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Where are the criminal charges against
Congressman Grimm for threatening the
life of a NY1 TV News Reporter?
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J.

Is The Bible Being Used To Hurt People?

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~Credit Article Concept and Image Capture to
Sam Tyler, Indiana. 
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J.

Super-Hero "Jesus Guy" Consoles Conservative Christians Suffering "Grammy Gay-Fest Trauma"!

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Last week at the Grammy Awards Show,
scores of both gay and straight couples were
married at a mass marriage.
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And Conservative Christian Stalwarts
will never be the same again.
Labeled the "Grammy Gay-Fest"
by hysterical traumatized conservatives,
the world seems doomed to a 
hell on earth wilderness, for at least 40 years,
because of this travesty against 
GOD and HIS WORD.
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BUT WAIT!
 "JESUS GUY"
is here 
with his faithful Disciple,
Private Kirk.
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Jesus Guy and Kirk will
bring comfort and solace to all the 
"FREAKED OUT"
"GLASSCOCK" CHRISTIANS
in a loving world turned evil!
They will Fight the Gay Bigotry
of Equality.
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"Glasscock Christians"?
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Dalton seems a fine young man. However, he was
"Freaked" by the "Grammy 'Marriage' Gay-Fest"
he witnessed last Sunday night, and began
some 'frenzied tweeting'.
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Dalton in Happier Times
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Dalton tweeted his "trauma" to the world, and
in so doing was representative of a number of
Conservative Christians
who were also traumatized by the event.
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Dalton, his counterparts, and Pvt. Kirk
see the 'mass (GAY) marriages' performed on TV
as an insult and degradation this great 
nation that was built upon the word of
God and Traditional Marriage.
Especially in America's
 Bible Belt.
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"Our fight for right continues
to the end," Pvt. Kirk avowed.
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And remember....*
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Stay tuned for the further Adventures of
Super-Hero "Jesus Guy" and His trusted Boy Disciple
"Pvt. Kirk" as they fight against the freedoms
of those Gay Bigots.
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J.

Weight Lifting ---- With Your Vagina?

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So you want to add a little muscle
to your vagina? 
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The 'titter', twitter, and tweets about
'twat-lifting' that no one will be t(w)alking about
next year is currently making it's rounds
in the social media and on talk shows,
including Oprah.
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In a word, "DON'T"!
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If you have a problem with your twat, twoddle
on down to your gynecologist for
professional medical attention.
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And "DON'T" pierce that red snapper either.
Women who do are 100 times more likely
to experience chronic vaginal infections
when they do.
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~A GAD PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT.
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J.

Texting While Driving?

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THIS GUY WAS!
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 ~Credit Article Concept and Photo Capture to
 Dinah Bartle, Montana.
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 J.

Thursday, January 30, 2014

2014 SUPERBOWL to Host "Gay Marriage Extravaganza"! Conservative Christians Hospitalized!

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BIG
NEWS!!!
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The Unannounced "Secret" Festivity at the this year's
SUPERBOWL
has been leaked!
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Right now...
Professional and World Class GAY Athletes from
around the world are flocking to the
SUPERBOWL
TO BE MARRIED!
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As part of the Half-Time ceremonies and festivities,
QUEEN LATIFAH
in what is now billed as 
"The Gay Marriage Extravaganza"
will officiate the services.  
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Meanwhile, there are numerous reports that the
vast majority of the Conservative Christian
Community has been enveloped in a 
'FRENZIED PSYCHOTIC HYSTERIA'
since learning of this news. 
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The emergency rooms, mental health clinics,
and hospitals are inundated with Conservative
Christians of all ages.
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This is a developing story....

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J. 
J.

Thought of the Day: "Life is Not Easy......."

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"Life is not Easy. Sometimes Unbearable.
But if Life were Easy, we would not
know all the Good and Grand things
we have in our Lives.
And it would be boring too!"
                                                                         ~UNKNOWN  
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J.

Atheist SUPERBOWL AD Stirs Controversy as Conservative Christians Assure Homosexuals That God Loves Them!

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Conservative Christians are 
Fire and Brimstone Hot about THIS
ATHEIST SUPERBOWL Ad.
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As if America hasn't had this
SHIT in it's Faces Forever?
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Meanwhile, Conservative Christians
are now assuring homosexuals that
"They're Children of God,
Loved and Valued."
But they're still going to HELL!
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Only in America?
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J.