Friday, February 28, 2014

Sex in America: This Map Shows Which States Have the Longest (and Shortest) Sexual Activity!

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SEX in AMERICA!
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The Good News is that Lots of People
are Having Lots of It! 
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The Bad News is that it's
Not Lasting Very Long.

 And That's The Long and Short of It!
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~Credit Article Concept and Image Capture to the
Website.
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J.

About Jesus...Yes! We Thought So!

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 "Hey, Man....ya gotta stay out of those
places. There are other ways to 
meet people...We'll go to my place."
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~Credit Article Content and Photo Capture to
Rick Sanford, Michigan. 
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J.

Look: This is How Real Men Shoot Animals!

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"CRAZY PANSY'S USE 
GUNS to KILL ANIMALS"!
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And What about
REAL MEN?
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This 'ain't' cool!
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J.

The California Drought in One Photo - The Story

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 This photo of Folsom Lake-Reservoir
Near Sacramento, California
shows it's capacity at 97% on July 20, 2011.
On January 16, 2014, it was at 17%.
(CLICK on IMAGE to ENLARGE)
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Since January 16, capacity has risen to about 28%.
54% capacity is the average for January,
according to our 'water watchers'.
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The following Infographic Presents 
The National Drought Outlook
through May 31, 2014.
(CLICK on IMAGE to ENLARGE)
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(From Business Insider via Art Caley/Image
and Infographic Capture via Government 
Climate Prediction Center, NOAA)
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J.

Does This Harlem Christian Church "OBAMA-HOMO-HATE" Sign Go To A New Level of 'STUPID'?

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'...and on the EIGHTH day, GOD created
HARLEM-HATE.' 
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WELCOME to HARLEM 
CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIANITY!
 
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J.

Look at This HIGH Place? Okay! Where is It?

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Spectacular, huh?
One of the Hawaiian Islands, right?
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Okay. Which one?
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Next?
How did we get up here?  
Hey....Lots of Stairs......

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J.

Thursday, February 27, 2014

Taxpayers Group to Sue Ted Cruz for $12 Billion for 2013 16-Day Government Shutdown!

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A National American Taxpayers Group
has indicated it's intent to Sue 
U.S. Senator Ted Cruz 
in the amount of $12 Billion for his
participation and principal role in the 16-day
October 2013 government shutdown.
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The civil lawsuit will be filed under provisions
found in Title 18 of the U.S. Code pursuant to 
Section 242 (Deprivation of Rights).
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Ted Cruz 21-Hour Filibuster in the U.S.Senate, followed 
by a 16-day government shutdown cost Tax Payers
between $12 and $24 Billion according to 
Standard and Poors, Macroeconomics Advisors,
and the Government Accounting Office.
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At least ten other congressional members will be added 
to the list of defendants at a later date,
according to sources. 
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One Beltway insider who declined to
be identified, said,
"Taxpayers can't afford this 'political showboat',
he needs to be docked."
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J.

"Dating Game" Show Host Jim Lange Dies at 81!

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Popular Television Show Host 
and Radio Personality
JIM LANGE
has Died.
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He was 81.
Lange's wife of 35 years, Nancy, said that he
suffered a heart attack, and died today at their
Mill Valley, California home.
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Lange will always be remembered as the
likable, easy-going host of television's 
long running popular
"DATING GAME",
and other TV shows. 
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But to us in The San Francisco Bay Area,
he will always be first remembered for his affable,
classy radio years where he became
a 'Radio Legend'.
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Thank You Jim Lange!
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J.

Whatever REALLY Happened to Osama bin Laden? See What He's Doing Now! (Photos)

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Osama bin Laden
is still with us, and
We found him!
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From Ace Agent 001/2
comes this amazing report.
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Osama is now working at The 
Ayatollah Kockomaimi Irish-Muslim-Pork Loin
AC/DC Pub in Bangkok under the 
Stage Name of
"O'Stinka bin Dead",
as a Cocktail Corpse,
and is a part-time operative for 
Senator Rand Paul's shadow 
U.S. Foriegn Policy Sub-Committee.
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Report filed by 
Agent 001/2
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Did Somebody Say,
HAPPY ST. PAT'S DAY??? 
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~Credit The Unique bin-Laden Image Work to
Saint Hoax, New York.
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J.

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Vetoes Same-Sex Hate Legislation!

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In Arizona, when 'push came to shove',
The Practicality of Economics were favored over
the pandering to Conservative-Christian Hate Bigots.
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The very real promise that the State of
Arizona would lose significant income from
the tourist industry prompted
Governor Jan Brewer to veto
the latest 'same-sex' hate legislation
this past week.
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And that's politics in America, folks.
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J.

See The Difference Between 'When Fathers are Alone with Their Babys' and When Mothers are Alone with Them!

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This Infographic Image
Pretty Much Tells the Story.
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J.

Dumbest Police Chief in America Tells Senate Judicial Committee 37 People Died of Marijuana Overdoses on First Day of Legalization in Colorado!

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Annapolis, Maryland Police Chief
Michael Pristopp
is arguably the Dumbest Police Chief in
all America.
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Yes! Earlier this month, Pristopp told The U.S.
Senate Judicial Committee that 37 people died
of marijuana overdoses on the first day
of legalization in Colorado!
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His Source? An Onion-like parody blog!
When his error was discovered, he apologized and
went on to say 'it's still a fact that people O.D.
on marijuana'. NOT!
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Accordingly, one must conclude that Pristopp is 
not only dumb, he's ignorant and stupid too.
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Ignorance can be fixed with education.
But dumb-stupidity is usually forever.
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Meanwhile, sources advise that Pristopp has
offered his department's mutual aid to
Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio in fighting
the 'Chihuahua Wars' in the 
Phoenix area of that State.
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J.

These "Panda Puppies" Will Make Your Day Brighter!

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From China!
If these Fluffy Little Panda Puppies
don't Make Your Day Brighter,
not much else is gonna do it.

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Yes?
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J.

Into Each Life Beauty Comes! Take a Look!

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This is Beauty for Us All......
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And then there are specific 
"Beautiful Concepts"
that are individualized Like These....
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Special people in our lives are 
Beautiful....
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Love is Beautiful....
 
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Humor is Beautiful....
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And Nature is Beautiful Too...
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Credit Article Photo Captures to Alison, Rachel,
Tracy, Pamela, and Joanne, California. 
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 J.

Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Texas Same-Sex Marriage BAN Ruled UNCONSTUTIONAL By Federal Court!

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Today, a U.S. Federal Court Ruled Texas
Ban on Same-Sex Marriage Unconstitutional.
The Ban, however, remains in place as this
ruling is being appealed to a higher court.
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Is it not time that Texas and other backward States stop
beating this 'dead horse' by wasting tax payer
dollars and the Court's time and move on to
less frivolous issues.
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J.

Just for the Record.....

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 Yours Too.
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J.