Thursday, July 31, 2014

"Happy Penis" News! Men: Meet The "GUYBRATOR"! (Tutorial Video)(NSFW)

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~'HAPPY PENIS'~
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MEN!
Do You Want a Happier and Healthier Penis?
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Are YOU Ready for
"GUYBRATOR"?
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"GUYBRATOR"
is designed for both 'SOLOS' 
and 'COUPLES'
PLEASURE EXPERIENCES.
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With advanced state of the art pulsating,
oscillating, massaging 'hands-free'
technology, "GUYBRATOR"
will become a member
of the family! 
-CLICK ON IMAGE to ENLARGE-
This 2-minute Informational-Tutorial video 
provides how "GUYBRATOR" works.
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Is there a Birthday
 Coming Up?
CONSIDER
"GUYBRATOR"
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-CLICK ON IMAGE to ENLARGE-
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We haven't asked, but we are sure that
Ted Cruz 
and his Conservative "Christian" base
do not approve of this product.
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"Guybrator" is exclusively sold by
The UK SEX TOY COMPANY.
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J.

Do These 42 U.S. Senators LOVE AMERICA?

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THINK AGAIN!
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THESE
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DUMP the BASTARDS
in
NOVEMBER!
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~Credit Image Capture to
Sam Tyler, Indiana. 
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J.

Stephen King Tweets! GOD Contributes! Colbert Concludes!

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 J.

See The Wealthiest Person in Each State on This Map!

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~'RICHEST PEOPLE in AMERICA'~
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Do you want to See the Richest Person in Your State?
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-CLICK on the MAP to ENLARGE-
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J.

The Bride Asked for Serious Pictures ONLY! This is What She Got!

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~'BRIDE and GROOM'~
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Normandy Park, Washington:
Joe Mulvihill's wife, Rachel, asked her 
husband to take "Serious Pictures Only" 
of his Groomsmen.
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THIS IS WHAT RACHEL GOT:

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'Looks like a lasting marriage to us'!
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J.

"SELFIES" are OUT! "USIES" are IN! - Social Media News!

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~SOCIAL MEDIA~
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Given a recent rash of 'Selfies' gone horribly
wrong, and the fact that 'Selfies' aren't
very interesting in the first place,
Social Media-Political Correctness pundits
have declared them "OUT"!
"OUT",  they say!
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"Selfies are just too Ego-Maniacal",
these judges write.
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Replacing the disgraced "Selfie" is the
All New Important
"USIE",
such as this:
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J.

Does Sean Hannity Look 'Alarmingly' Like The Ken Doll in Toy Story 3? (Photos)

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 ~"KEN DOLL"~
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Arguably, the "S-F-B" Sean Hannity is the most
repulsive 'news(?)' entertainer on TV.
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And this week, comedian
Russell Brand
made his own 'news' when he 
Kicked Some Hannity Ass,
called him out, and referenced him
to 'The Ken Doll' in Toy Story 3.
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Hey, not bad.
But, we think Hannity more resembles
The Romney Bobble Head Doll.
But this is just our opinion.
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J.

Do You Have A Commitment to Your Pet?

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 ...if you don't have a
COMMITMENT
to Your Pet, 
Try This:
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"Thank You, Daddy, I 
needed that."
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~Credit Article Concept and Image Capture to
 Sam Tyler, Indiana.
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J.

Introducing FAPWORTHY!? From Pornhub? (See the Quotes)

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~MEET~
From The 'Boners That Matter' Collection
from
PORNHUB:
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JUNK?
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J.

Wednesday, July 30, 2014

An Exclusive First Look at "Burning Man" 2014 Art! (Photos)

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The "BURNING MAN"
Festivities and Rituals 
are returning soon.
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And THIS is a First-Look at Some of the
STUNNING INTERACTIVE ART 
to be seen there:
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 MORE?


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And This Is Just The Preview!
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From Last Year...
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To This Year!
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From BURNING MAN via HUFFPOST.
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J.