Sunday, August 31, 2014

Support America's Law Enforcement Officers! (Data)

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The Ferguson, Missouri Riots are a
NATIONAL OBSCENITY!
A DISGRACE
that has been promoted and encouraged,
in part, by a
TROLL-MEDIA
 that tries to pass itself off as
"AMERICAN",
and a Hate Police Movement,
the likes of which that has not been
seen since the 1960's.
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Will these soon to be released magazines
tell a different story than what other
media has been portraying?
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Will these typically balanced periodicals
support America's Law Enforcement
Officers?
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To date, Troll Media has been attempting
to edify a petty criminal who was
shot and killed after assaulting a police officer
and resisting arrest!
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That same media has also been disparaging the
the character of the officer who shot 
Michael Brown, and Law Enforcement in
general since "Thug-Boy's" death.
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Now that facts are beginning to emerge
portending full exoneration of this
officer, the character assaults against him
specifically, and all other officers in
general continue in the 'news'
as "news".
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The following facts and data come from
THE FBI UNIFORM CRIME REPORTS
and
THE
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-There are 900,000 Sworn (non military)
Police Officers and Sheriff's Deputies
in America.
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-There were 1.2 million violent crimes
reported in America in 2013.
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-1,501 Police Officers have been killed
in the line of duty in the last 10 years.
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-There is one Police Officer death every
58 hours in the U.S./150 deaths a year.
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-100 Officers were killed in the line of
duty in 2013. 
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-There were 58,000 Assaults Against
Police Officers in 2013, causing
15,658 hospitalizations.
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WHERE'S THE OUTRAGE HERE!
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There are countless Attempted Murders 
on Law Enforcement Officers
Every Day in America.
WHERE'S THE OUTRAGE HERE?
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LAW ENFORCEMENTS
FIRST PRINCIPLE IS

THE RULE OF LAW!
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J.

Surprise! ISIS is WATERBOARDING Prisoners!

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SURPRISE! SURPRISE! SURPRISE!
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According to reliable reports and sources,
ISIS is WATERBOARDING
PRISONERS! 
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And Guess What?
America's CIA is credited with teaching
ISIS this War Crime Torture Technique
when it was called 
"Specialized Prisoner Interrogation Practices"
by The Bush/Cheney Administration.
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J.

Michael Brown's Brain Preserved for Study - In a Thimble?

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~'MICHAEL "THUG-BOY" BROWN'~
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Troll Media has reported that 
Michael Brown's "street memorial" was
desecrated by Ferguson Police when
they allowed their dogs to urinate 
on it, and then drove over
it with police vehicles.
If you believe this story, then 
you'll believe this one too......
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~EXCLUSIVE~
 Michael Brown's Memory Has 
Been Further Desecrated! 
Michael Brown's Brain is now preserved in a
thimble to be studied for years to come.
Medics report that the brain extraction
was a quick procedure in that it was
about the size of a fruit fly brain.
Further unconfirmed reports provide
that Brown's body has been sent
to The KKK Museum of
Modern History!
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~Credit Article Concept to Troll Media
and HATE-COPS. COM ORGY.
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 J.

Saturday, August 30, 2014

Rocky Balboa - Inspirational Quotes from an American Icon!

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~INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES~
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For many, The Rocky Balboa Story is a
metaphor about those things "LIFE" 
visits upon us and the 
human spirit.
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For example:
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It's been almost 40 years since Rocky 
first told his story.

So, Hey!
AGE! 
It comes to us all.
Even Rocky.
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It was Rocky who first said,
"IT AIN'T OVER TIL IT'S OVER"!
And it AIN'T!
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J.

JAX TELLER for PRESIDENT 2016 NEWS! Wife, Sadie, to Make Rare Campaign Speech!

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 ~TELLER for PRESIDENT 2016~
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As Jax Teller's Presidential Campaign
continues it's juggernaut march to 
The White House, 
wife Sadie 
has agreed to make a rare 
speech in his behalf.
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The most recent composite polls show:
-TELLER: 91%
-CLINTON: 6%
-ROMNEY: 1%
with 2% undecided. 
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-SADIE THOMPSON TELLER-
Sadie Teller is considered JAX greatest
asset in his arsenal for recreating
government by the people,
and for the people.
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Jax has promised to consolidate the
Departments of Defense, Education,
and Social Security, Medicare,
and Veterans Offices into
one agency with Sadie at helm.
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In a recent exclusive interview 
Sadie told us,
"Yeah...I'm gonna make a campaign speech
...like I'm gonna write a cookbook, go to
planet Kolob when I die, and grow
watermelon in the White House Garden
like them other chicks... 
~SADIE TELLER~
"Yeah...been a workin' girl all my life...
bring the booze and I'll show ya how 
a campaign speech is given."
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With her trusted canine "Cinderella"
always at her side, 
Sadie concluded saying,
"Yeah...Cinderella goes where I go...
taught her everything 
she knows."
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JAX TELLER AGREES WITH
THIS MESSAGE.
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VOTE TELLER ON THE FIRST
TUESDAY in NOVEMBER

2016!
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J.

Friday, August 29, 2014

This "GOD LOVES SEX" Billboard is Turning Heads AND Souls!

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~'GOD LOVES SEX'~
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And according to a Pennsylvania Church
this must mean "SEX" too.
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This "RESTORED CHURCH" Billboard 
on a Pennsylvania Highway
is not only turning heads, but also
bringing people back
to The Lord.
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At the same time, 
The God
over at the Four Square Gospel 
Conservative Christian Church 
is not amused where there 
is True Bible Teaching: 
"Yeah...Yeah...Yeah!"
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~WebWorld Christian Ministries~
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J.

Dumbass Dixie-Dude Sets Hair on Fire in Ice Bucket Challenge!

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~'DUMBASS'~
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Watch This Confederate Dixie Dude
Answer the Ice Bucket Challenge:
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And this is the Video:
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No Comment Necessary?
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J.

Kendall Jenner Wants to be Taken Seriously!

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~'KARDASHIAN'~
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So, Kendall Jenner, 18, of 'Meet the Kardashians'
fame announced this past week that 
she wants to taken seriously for HER talents.
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And Troll Media actually printed 
this important information.
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SERIOUSLY?
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"Yeah...seriously like she has serious talent."
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J.

"Everyone Says They Want Me to Run for President!"

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"Everyone Says They Want Me
to Run for President Again!"
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"Yeah...Like We All Want Ebola."
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~2016~
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J.