Wednesday, December 31, 2014

A Wise Man Once Said, ".........................."

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Don't talk about it.
Think about it.
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J.

Who Did THIS Baby Grow Up To Be?

'And Today's Question is,
WHO DID THIS SWEET CHILD 
GROW UP TO BE?'
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'Have you made your decision?'
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~SCROLL DOWN for the ANSWER~
'And the Answer IS...
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That was an easy one, right?
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J.

OOPS! Play-Doh's "Frosting-Squeeze" Looks Like a Penis? (NSFW?)

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~A PARENTAL PUBLIC SERVICE~
***ADVISORY*** 
Just look at what's inside this Hasbro Toys
'SWEET SHOPPE CAKE MOUNTAIN PLAY SET'!
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~This is 'The FROSTING Squeeze'~
HASBRO SAYS IT WAS 
A MISTAKE.
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HOW IS A "MISTAKE" LIKE
THIS MADE?
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Apologies are being issued to 
Concerned Parents.
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"Yeah...like my kid won't be
suckin' the frosting out
of it."
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J.

Surprised Traveler finds Giant African Millipede in Hotel Toilet!

This is the head of a
GIANT AFRICAN MILLIPEDE.
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Imagine the woman's surprise
when she found one of these swimming
in the toilet of her 'deluxe' hotel
accommodations while traveling
in a not-so-deluxe 
Third World Country.
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But not to worry.
Sometimes these benign creatures
are used in tropical zones to clean 
bacterial rings that grow constantly
 in toilet bowls.
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And Giant African Millipedes are
harmless to humans.
'THEY SAY'...
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J.

Meet Steve Scalise - The House of Representatives Republican Whip!

'I'm Like David Duke without
the baggage.'
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It looks like America has a full-out
NEO-NAZI
"FASCIST WHITE SUPREMACIST"
in the
in the form of 
Louisiana Congressman
Steve Scalise.
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Scalise is reported to have strong ties to 
the  KKK's David Duke, and is now 
the Republican Majority Whip in
The House of Representatives.
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Now, as the scandal waxes hot, Republican
leaders are rallying in support of
their new 'whip'.

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Look Out, AMERICA!
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And,
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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J.

Spotted and Studied: A Half-Male/Half-Female Bird! (Photos)

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From the December 2014 Issue of 
The Wilson Journal of Ornithology 
we found this fascinating article.
In 2008, this Half-Male/Half-Female
Cardinal was spotted in Michigan,
and subsequently studied from
December of that year 
through March 2010.
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In this article, Ornithologists take
readers on their journey of
amazing findings and
details about this unique creature
of nature.  
Tune in to 
The Wilson Journal website for a
real science lesson. You won't be 
disappointed.
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J.

Cable News Channels FOX/CNN/MSNBC Ratings Plummet in 2014 - See the Numbers!

 
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The "NIELSEN'S" are in for 2014,
and the "NEWS" for the 
CABLE NEWS CHANNELS
is DISMAL.
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FOX, CNN, and MSNBC have each
plummeted to "news" lows again
this past year.
COMBINED, these channels audiences
number 1.85 million viewers in
day-time, and 2.85 million
in Prime-Time. 
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That's COMBINED VIEWERS!
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In contrast, The Daily Show with
JON STEWART,
on cable's COMEDY CENTRAL,
a news parody program, brings in a
larger audience than all 
CABLE NEWS CHANNELS
COMBINED.
Likewise, The Colbert Report.
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In the all important 18-49 viewer-age
demographic, the "news" for Cable News
is even worse. They barely register
any viewership at all,
while the majority of the Stewart and
Colbert's audiences are within
the 18-49 demography. 
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In the past 10 years, overall television
viewership has been steadily
declining. 
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A history of TV audiences shows that
in 1953, the Monday at 9pm 
"I LOVE LUCY"
show had a loyal and stable weekly 
audience of 30 to 40 million 
viewers. 
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Last Monday night the combined 
viewership of CBS, ABC, NBC, FOX,
and CW was less than 20 million
COMBINED! 
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J.

Tuesday, December 30, 2014

Is This Child's Disgusting Animal Cruelty "Parent Approved"?

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Do these creepy girls approve?
They like "killing things"?
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Are the parents of this child (below)
"Romney Kind of Parents"?
Mitt was cruel to his dog
 saying, "He (Seamus) liked 
being tied to the roof of a car 
and riding there on
a 1400 mile trip".
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So should the parents of this
young girl be prosecuted
for letting her abuse
the family dog?
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Credit Article Concept to
Dinah Bartle, Montana. 
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J.

"Policetees.com": A Good Place to Support America's Law Enforcement~

Policetees.com is a Good Place to
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Here are a few of the 
Products Offered:
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To visit the website, just google
Policetees.com
and You're there. 
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 J.

Muslim Groom Demands Divorce After Bride Unveils Face at Wedding Ceremony!

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EXAMINER.COM 
REPORTS:
Last month in a family arranged marriage,
a Saudi groom went running and 
screaming from his wedding
ceremony
when his bride unveiled 
her face to him for
the first time.
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Although this is not the bride's face,
we suspect this is what the
groom "saw" when she
'unveiled'.
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The divorce is pending under
Islamic Sharia Law.
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J.