Tuesday, June 23, 2015

Sweden Coins New Term for Female Masturbation~

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'Today, boys and girls, we have a 
new word for...shh...FEMALE MASTURBATION. 
And that word is
"KLITTRA"!'
"KLITTRA"
 comes from Sweden where after
sifting through thousands of suggested
identification terminologies an international
panel of judges narrowed the entries
down to 1200. From these,
"KLITTRA"
was the hands down selection.
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"KLITTRA"
 is now the accepted and proper term
for female masturbation.
Do NOT use any other terminology  such as
the crass, "spankin' the monkey", or
"buffin' the muffin."
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And now the Quiz:
1. What is Female Masturbation Called?
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THAT'S RIGHT!
"KLITTRA"! 
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And remember, some of these dirty
minded old men want to make
ALL MASTURBATION a CRIME,
like a put you behind bars CRIME!
YES, People, they actually do!
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'I'm still callin' it
Buffin' the Muffin...'
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J.

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