Saturday, February 28, 2015

Meet China's Praying Pig (Video/Photos)

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For a Short While This Chinese Pig
was a National Celebrity.
He lived on a Pig Farm located
near a Buddhist Temple and 
on a daily basis would wonder
toward it's doors, greet visitors,
then drop to his knees
as in prayer.
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Here's a Video of His Practice
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Unfortunately, his weight
got to that magic number
when it was time 
for slaughter. 
And, sadly, He Was! 
His owner now reports that
he regrets that decision.
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We suspect Buddha would
not be pleased.
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J.

Three Parent Babies? Medical Science Creates The Stuff of Science Fiction

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Medical Science has been correcting 
"God's Mistakes" for decades now. 
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-Organ Transplants
-Delicate Surgeries
-Designer Medications
-Fertility Techniques
and hosts of other medical protocols
and procedures  
have all served as corrections 
to a diseased or debilitated human
 body and provided
quality lives to millions.
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And now Medical Science is 
moving forward again with some
giant strides.
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In the early part of the last century
the idea of a new heart, or kidney
was SCIENCE FICTION.
Today such procedures are 
commonplace.
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Also today, high percentages of 
newborns are plagued with genetically
 transmitted health and life-threatening
conditions, some of which are 
death sentences to the child.
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Now Medical Science has learned that
by using the DNA of 3 people at 
fertilization, some
genetically transmitted diseases
don't happen.
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Accordingly, The UK has become the
first country to approve "3-Parent Babies"
in some cases of genetically transmitted
illnesses and diseases.
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We are not medical professionals.
We simply present this general
information in lay terms to
foster awareness to those
who's children may
be at risk.
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Consult a licensed medical 
professional for further 
information.
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J.

Medical Science Breakthrough Allows Same-Sex Couples to Have Their Own Biological Children

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This Past Week
Announced a Medical Breakthrough
that allows Same-Sex Couples
to have their own
Biological Children.
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And "The Christians" are 
Shitting their Pants 
over the news!
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For those interested in the procedure
contact a local LGBT Center 
in a Blue State.
Forget the Red States as they
still use leeches to 
cure hiccups. 
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J.

~A Message of "How to Live Life" from Mother Teresa~

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~Credit Message Capture to
Pamela Lambert, California 
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J.

Introducing "WANKBAND" - Allowing Users to Charge Phones and Mobile Devices By MASTURBATING! (Video)

THIS is The "WANKBAND" from
Pornhub Technology 
that allows users to charge their phones
and other mobile devices through
MASTURBATION!
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This 2-Minute Video Shows
us how it works:
Save on your electric bills with
the ultimate renewable energy
 from the planet's
most renewable of all
resources.
Contact PORNHUB for 
additional product information.
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~NewProductsUSA

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J.

~Donald Trump 'Pander-Tweets' "HATE-MEXICANS" Message~

IS HE SERIOUS?
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Does Anybody Take This Guy
SERIOUSLY?
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Well...apparently some do.
Take a look at what 
'The Donald'
twittered out about last Sunday's
Academy Award winning movie
'BIRDMAN' ....
So? 
But then...
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And there were lots more...
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STOP THE HATE - HATE CRIPPLES
GOOD FROM HAPPENING! 
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And for the record....
Yes folks ... be ready for 
"The 4-Year Cyclical Political Donald Pest"
to be back in the running in 2016!
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J.

Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Tells CPAC 2015 That STD's Are "The Revenge of the Hippies" (Video)

For Duck Dynasty Star Phil Robertson's
fading celebrity, it was either 
'Dancing with the Stars'
or,
'CPAC 2015'.
He chose the latter:
In what may have been the most
'whacko', bizarre 'keynote' in
CPAC history, Christian Phil's
"JESUS-STD' sermon drove home the
point that "Sexually Transmitted Diseases"
are "The Revenge of the Hippies".
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Here's a video excerpt:
To his credit Phil used valid
CDC Statistics in making
his most salient point.
Unfortunately, he left out the
part that provides the
Bible-States have the absolute 
HIGHEST RATES of STD
INFECTIONS in the NATION.
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 BIZARRE?
See the video.
'We Report. You Decide.'
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J.

~This is CPAC 2015 in Photos~

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~Just a stroll through the halls of this
years CPAC Conference
snapping photos,
OR, UNLIKELY TESTIMONY TO
THE FACT THAT 
DARWIN WAS CORRECT.
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A TRIBUTE to 
ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE
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Jebediah Spoke
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Conservative "CHUBS"
Young and Old
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The "Jesus-STD" Speech
was a Smash-Boffo-Success
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Ted Spoke
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Red Neck Chubs Make
a Difference Too
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Honoring Ignorance and Lies
is a Traditional Standard
at CPAC Conferences.
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'Hey, fuk'd them all again
this year...now bring me another
glass of Merlot.'
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J.

Friday, February 27, 2015

~Putin Opposition Leader Gunned Down in Moscow~

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Well...this is one way to resolve
POLITICAL DIFFERENCES...
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Today in Moscow Vladimir Putin's 
primary political opposition leader
Boris Nemtsov
was gunned down on a street
just 5,000 feet away from
The Kremlin.
Although details are limited,
the murder is being termed a
"CONTRACT KILLING".
At the same time, Putin has
taken control of the investigation
according to Kremlin sources.
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J.

Republicans SHUT-DOWN HOMELAND SECURITY!

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~PLAYING POLITICS WITH 
AMERICA'S NATIONAL SECURITY~
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SHUTDOWN TONIGHT! 

                                   ~The Republican Congress
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But WAIT!
There's a Plan to Keep America Safe
coming straight from the annual
CPAC Conference Right Now!
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'There is Power in the Blood of the Lamb',
A Prominent Conservative Republican
Spokesman said in today's 
Keynote Address to an enthralled
CPAC audience.
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'Obey the Gospel and GOD will have
mercy upon his chosen nation and
keep it safe', he said,
as he preached "Jesus and STD's,
and Hitler" history.
'AND PRAYER
is the key to America's
Supremacy'!
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So, OK! Let Us Pray!
And Remember in 2016 -
VOTE THE REPUBLICAN
 BASTARDS OUT!!!
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J.