Wednesday, September 30, 2015

The Pope's Visit to America in Review~

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He Came...He Saw...He Conquered...
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...and then He Fucked Up...
~Just Another Bigot, Afterall~ 
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J.

Thought of the Day~

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J.

There is More LOVE in This DOG Than In The Sum-Total of Conservative Christianity!

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AND THEY WILL NEVER GET IT!
 THE CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN AMERICAN!
NOT in a 1,000,000,000 YEARS!
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~Contributed by
WebWorld Christian Ministries
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J.

MERRY REDNECK CHRISTMAS!!!

~MERRY CHRISTMAS~ 
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PoPaw surin' likes his Chistmas Decrations.....
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J.

'Thank you for your Courage (and nevermind the 4 husbands)' - The Pope said to Kim Davis (UPDATE)

Hey...that's what she said he said...
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Update...It's confirmed! 
THE POPE met the DOPE!
In a subsequent statement from the Vatican,
a spokesman for the Pontiff said the
Pope did meet with Kim Davis at which
time he gave her a rosary. There will
be no further comment, he said.
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 J.

Irrational Hate + Perverted Christianity = ???

IRRATIONAL? PERVERTED?
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And there's a lot more...
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J.

Why Some People Are Happier Than You~

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See Funny....
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J.

Kim Davis Has "Private" Audience with the Pope - The POPE met the DOPE!

According to Kim Davis lawyer, 
"God-Girl" and her 4th husband had an 
audience with the Pope last week.
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Although the Vatican first would not confirm the
visit, the Easter Bunny says that Elvis 
and Marilyn were also in the room. This story
was soon changed when a spokesman 
close to the Pontiff confirmed the 
Pope did meet with Davis and gave her a Rosary.
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So, the story has been confirmed.
The Pope met the DOPE!
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J.

Tuesday, September 29, 2015

This Carson City, Nevada Law Enforcement Memorial Tells a Moving Story...

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J.

Why is it That The People I Like Have FBI Files?

 Most were investigated for being 
"Commies" by Senator
Joe McCarthy, America's last century 
equivalent to this generation's Ted Cruz.
Quite a resemblance, don't you think?
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Meanwhile, at Supper Last Night...
...the Republican Prayer Caucus on 
Capitol Hill masturbated to photos of
Ted Cruz, Mike Huckabee, and 
Kim Davis taken from their recent 
"Religious Freedom" Rally in Rowan
 County Kentucky taken shortly 
after Kim was released from jail.
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J.

Edward Snowden Joins Twitter and...

20 Rowan County Kentucky Women Went 
Home and Shaved Their Pussies... 
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Some women feel that way about
Edward Snowden,
or so we've been told.
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J.

(NSFW?) If Your "Religious Freedom" Violates Peoples Rights....

...Then FUCK Your Religious Freedom...
Everybody else Has...
Wait! Will everyone in Rowan County who's fucked 
"Religious Freedom"raise their hands?
Whoa! That's alot. 
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...and rumor has it...
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Rumors confirmed with Evidence
and Confessions....
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Well...not everybody gets Fucked...
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~Contributed by
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J.
 

Kim Davis - So Many Husbands That.....

...Her Parents Bought a
GOAT-COW FARM!
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12 Goats and 3 Cows
and Counting spent so far...
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~Contributed by
Save a Goat -Kentucky
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J.

Christianity Works Only When Real Christians Do It~

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'I remember when Christianity was 
Not a Political Party, Snoopy.' 
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J.

Donate to SarahPAC for The Bristol Palin Cause~

~GOOD BREEDER~
DONATE TO
So her parents can afford 
3 Goats and a Cow!
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But...she's a good breeder and
AVAILABLE NOW!
(For details contact SarahPAC)
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J.