Saturday, October 31, 2015

Republican 'Cry Baby Candidates' Stand Their Ground!

From the Last Fainting Couch in America,
Blanche Dubois, 
spokesperson for the GOP
National Committee emotes this dire Debate
Message from the nation's Capitol...
'Our candidates will no longer answer debate
questions because they make them cry.'
"If we don't change the debate rules
we'll have to answer to all those
lies we've told."
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J.

See the Movie Monsters That RULED by Decade~

So, okay. These guys didn't win many awards.
BUT THEY SURE ENTERTAINED!
Take a Look: 
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J.

That LOOK on Your Face when You are About to Fart~

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'And she's an Atheist too.'
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BECAUSE...
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~Credit Primary Image Capture to
David Vavrek, Indiana
The Article Concept is Ours...
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J.

This HALLOWEEN I'm Going as a Republican~

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 Thinking, Sane People:
~VOTE~ 
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J.

LOOK! David Beckham Sports a New Watch!

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~Contributed by Pamela Lambert, California
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J.

See How HALLOWEEN-SATAN-POLITICS Complement One Another...

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~HAPPY HALLOWEEN~
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J.

Friday, October 30, 2015

OBAMA FORCES "PATRIOTS" to TURN CLOCKS BACK 1-HOUR!

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'REAL PATRIOTS HATE OBAMA!'
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But,
REMEMBER...
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J.

Prince Harry: "Manspreading" is a Man's Job!"

Take a Look...This is what "Manspreading"
is About...
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J.

The "not for everyone product of the week" (NSFW)

Available Soon in Fine Stores ...
~THE SCROTUM BACK PACK~
aka
~THE TESTICLES BACK PACK~
aka 
~THE  "SCROT-N'-TOTE"~
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Are you ready for it?
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~WEAR IT LIKE A MAN~
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J.

Hillary Clinton Wins 3rd GOP Presidential Debate!

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...in the overnight polls after the GOP Colorado
Debate, HILLARY ADDED 5 Points
to her approval ratings.....  

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has certainly taken some criticism as to
how they conducted the third in a 
series of Republican debates.
It is, however, understandable that
innocuous questions were asked when
considering what CNBC was
working with...in 2 previous "debates"
there has been absolutely nothing
of substance from them.
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J.

BEN CARSON CAUGHT in BIG FAT LIE - The Mannatech Scandal~

"HONEST"-"GENUINE" BEN CARSON 
HAS BEEN A REAL BAD BOY!
GOD DOESN'T LIKE BIG FAT LIARS! 
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Today,
CNN
and other media outlets are reporting that 
although GOP Presidential Hopeful 
BEN CARSON 
denied a relationship with a 'SHAM' 
Nutritional Product Company
(at the GOP debate earlier this week),
that Carson has had an 11-year business
deal with the disgraced...
...that continues even now.
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This company is on record as advertising cures
for Cancer, Birth Defects, Autism, Down Syndrome,
and the list goes on. 
But after a civil law suit was brought
by the State of Texas, Mannatech paid a
$7 Million settlement and continued in
business absent it's blatant false claims.
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The WSJ and CNN point out that
before, during, and after the Mannatech "Bilk",
Ben Carson continued to represent the
company with testimonial speeches, 
and at least one infomercial, all of which
can be seen on You Tube, and elsewhere.
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(SCREEN GRAB from a BEN CARSON SPEECH for MANNATECH)
Still, Carson calls these facts "Propaganda", and it is curious why he's 
doing it in the face of incontrovertible
evidence to the contrary. 


And did you know...at Ben's Seminars
he credits his prostate cancer cure to 
Mannatech products?  
  Stay tuned...........
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J.

Thursday, October 29, 2015

Do You Want Dick Cheney in Prison for War Crimes?

~CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY?
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J.

Mitt Romney Boasts: "I GOT The First Speaker Selfie!"

Today, Paul Ryan was voted in as 
The Speaker of The House of Representatives.
And Mitt Romney is boasting on Facebook
that he and wife Ann captured the
first "selfie" with the new Speaker.
As a point of interest, Mitt has been behind
the scenes lobbying other Representatives 
to vote-in Paul Ryan.
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But, we do have a question...
Does Ryan's Gay Boyfriend matter
in any of this?
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And just what is it about Ann Romney
that Makes Some People Vomit?
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J.