Monday, February 8, 2016

Dr. Ben Carson to Perform Emergency Brain Surgery on Marco Rubio~

Ben Carson has confirmed that he is coming
out of retirement to perform emergency 
brain surgery on fellow presidential
contender ''Marcobot'' Rubio...
Since last Saturday's meltdown before
a large debate audience Rubio's condition 
has not improved, and time is of
the essence according to 
medical experts.
Carson likens this delicate surgery to
that of "un-frying" an egg, saying,
'God will be present in the operating
room to guide his hands.'
It has also been announced that
Chris Christie
will assist Carson in the procedure.

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