Friday, February 19, 2016

Did Jesus Masturbate? - Missing Scriptures FOUND!

 
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These recently discovered Bible verses 
found in II Ironians 72:14 -17 tell
the story of Jesus' teachings that masturbation
is a 'natural', 'healthy' practice for
ALL GOD'S CHILDREN.
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In the Apostle Paul's second letter to the
church in Ironia (now known as Monte Carlo),
the story of Jesus Sermon on the Mountain
is extended to provide that He - Jesus was so 
stressed that after he delivered it, he went
to a rock formation high on a hill
and received God's gift of masturbation.
II Ironians 72 verse 17 reads:
"AND JESUS MASTURBATED."
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Accordingly, all Christians can now 
MASTURBATE WITHOUT SIN
as this practice is a gift of God
mandated by Jesus Christ.
Now Christian parents can rid their homes
of all those unseemly anti-masturbation
products, such as
and rejoice in the knowledge that
Masturbation is an accepted, natural,
and healthy spiritual practice. 
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J.

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