Thursday, March 24, 2016

An Important Message to Christian Patriot Conservative Americans (NSFW)

So, okay. Here's the message...
'YOUR HYPER SENSITIVE SHRILL 
"CHRISTIAN-PATRIOT-CONSERVATIVE"
UBIQUITOUS RAVINGS ARE LIKE
PENISES!'
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First, we believe we're safe in saying that 
should anyone pull their penis out and started
waving it around like a flag in public about
100% of the people would be 
repulsed by it.
With this understanding, one can begin to
recognize the repudiation for those who do
likewise with their Conservative Christian
evangelism to the rest of us.     
Let us further explain .... 
Let us amplify our thesis...
THIS IS A PENIS:
Are you offended...disturbed by the image 
and the message it sends? 
Most people are, especially if someone did
 it as you are having coffee at your
favorite Starbucks.
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HEY!
It's perfectly alright to have a penis, and 
to be proud of that penis...
BUT WHEN YOU TAKE IT OUT OF
YOUR PANTS AND START WAVING IT
AROUND, WE HAVE A PROBLEM! 
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And this is what you're doing with your 
Voodoo "Christianity" and Fake-Patriotism.
If you can understand your stuff is
as offensive as a pervert waving
his penis publicly, then you may begin to 
understand that you are destroying
the very essence of what you're
trying to promote and sell.
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Stop it! And start respecting the rest of us.
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~Article inspired by "Maggie Smith Quotes"
and Contributed by 
James Pearson, NYC
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J.

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