Thursday, March 31, 2016

Bernie Sanders Named in Paternity Scandal - DNA Proof!

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Today, in the wake of incontrovertible proof 
that he fathered a celebrity child more
than 20 years ago,
BERNIE SANDERS 
has suspended his presidential campaign.
A DNA TEST HAS CONCLUSIVELY
PROVED THAT BERNIE IS THE
BABY DADDY OF ...
... none other than teen rock star
JUSTIN BIEBER!
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This is Justin's DNA, and is a ...
... perfect match to 
Bernie's DNA shown below...
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Bieber's spokespeople have not 
commented as yet on this
revelation.
However, the Sanders Campaign has 
reportedly said they are
'FEELIN' THE BERN"!
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Harley reporting .....
from somewhere on the planet 
where it's April 1.
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J.

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