Friday, October 7, 2016

Trump Instructs Eric and Donald Jr. on How to Get Laid...

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'It's Donald Jr. and Eric on the 
phone, for you, Mr. Trump...'
Jr.: Hey Dad, Eric and me are tryin' to
hook-up with these 2 Hollywood chicks,
and their sayin' no-dice.
Donald: That's bull-shit! You wanna 
fuck'em just grab their pussy. You're
celebrities now. Like me. Grab her
pussy...she'll let you do anything
because you're a celebrity.
Put Eric on...
Donald: You hear that, Eric? Don't be
a pussy. Trump men grab pussy. 
Got it?
Eric: Yea Dad! We got it.....
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This exchange is inspired by today's 
revelations from 2005 recordings
with Billy Bush on Access Hollywood,
as reported today by
The Washington Post and NBC News.
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We also suspect the Current Mrs. Trump
is not amused. Melania and Donald 
were married in January, 2005.
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Meanwhile, this afternoon Donald
said he regrets if anyone is offended 
by his remarks.
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J.

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