Friday, December 23, 2016

Evangelicals Support Trump Because Nothing Says "The Rotting Commercialization of Christianity Better."

"I'm a Christian through and through.
I sure am. I can tell you that."
"And I want to invite y'all to my 
'In the One-God and in the One-Flag
We Trust' Restoration and Revival
INAUGURATION' 
next month."
"My Christian Family Children,
Ivanka, Eric, and Donald Jr.
are planning, chairing, and hosting
this event, and are offering their
presence at Special Gospel Prayer 
Meetings for your Spiritual Growth.
You can congregate for one of
these Fellowship experiences for
 $10,000. each. 
"If you want to be in a God's Will 
photo with ME, you may contact one
of MY children, and they can
give you details as to costs
and other spiritual gifts available."
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And don't forget to ask about
"The MOST HOLY
PARTY"
with entertainment by
THE MORMON TABERNACLE CHOIR
followed by the world famous
ROCKETTES
giving praises to HIM with a rendition of
TITS and ASS
from the Broadway production of
A CHORUS LINE!
Also there will be a special reading
of some of our new President's
most famous quotes...
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J.

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