Thursday, March 31, 2016

When Ted Cruz Speaks-Do YOU Want to Take a Shower?

Count us as a "YES" on this question, 
because we, like many others, feel dirty
 - REALLY DIRTY - 
just watching and hearing Cruz talk!
We feel dirty and feel the need
to clean ourselves up
when "anything TED CRUZ" gets
in front of us.
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SLIMY?
It's more than SLIMINESS.  
It is a visceral/physiological reaction,
representing that ''a certain intrinsic 
vile something'' within him 
is repugnant.
Cruz takes people out of their 
physical comfort zones. 
Some people vomit.
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One contributor put it aptly when he wrote:
" As a retired law enforcement officer who
investigated child sexual abuse matters,
sometimes there was little evidence
suitable for court prosecution to
proceed criminally with a person of interest.
However, when I questioned a suspect, and
afterward felt "dirty" and wanted to take
a shower, I continued the investigation
based on this instinct. 
And usually 
enough prosecutorial 
information was later discovered and
 developed to try the case typically 
resulting in a conviction. 
I have similar feelings anytime 
I see or hear Ted Cruz.''
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For those who are convinced that 
Ted Cruz 
is poison for America, INSTINCT is enough 
to NOT VOTE for HIM. Although there
is ample information to be found that
proves Ted Cruz' definition of
FREEDOM and LIBERTY for AMERICA
is a very narrow interpretation of
Conservative Christianity that 
forces Americans into the servitude of  a
ruling theocratic class and includes
WAR and WORSHIP for
AMERICA'S CHRISTIAN SOLDIERS!
Editors note: This contribution is a composite 
from a number of contributors essentially
saying the same things about the subject
of this entry. The 'GAD' is a free speech blog.
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J.

Curmudgeons are Cute, Funny and Entertaining...BUT NOT AS U.S. PRESIDENTS!

And it is conclusive that this
 CURMUDGEON CANDIDATE
has some very dirty laundry not very 
well reported as yet.
Like this...
Here's more "DIRTY BERNIE"...
MORE?
Not good, Bernie!
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'And you can f*#& that paternity
suit too.'
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Bernie Sanders Named in Paternity Scandal - DNA Proof!

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Today, in the wake of incontrovertible proof 
that he fathered a celebrity child more
than 20 years ago,
BERNIE SANDERS 
has suspended his presidential campaign.
A DNA TEST HAS CONCLUSIVELY
PROVED THAT BERNIE IS THE
BABY DADDY OF ...
... none other than teen rock star
JUSTIN BIEBER!
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This is Justin's DNA, and is a ...
... perfect match to 
Bernie's DNA shown below...
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Bieber's spokespeople have not 
commented as yet on this
revelation.
However, the Sanders Campaign has 
reportedly said they are
'FEELIN' THE BERN"!
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Harley reporting .....
from somewhere on the planet 
where it's April 1.
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J.

Today's Crazy-Silly-Funnys.....

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J.

Wednesday, March 30, 2016

"What Happened to the Kangaroos on Noah's Ark?"

'And today's Bible Lesson is...
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE KANGAROOS
ON NOAH'S ARK?'
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Aunt Lizzie is Not Amused?
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J.

When Will Ted Cruz Give His "I HAVE SINNED" Speech?

TED CRUZ is GOING DOWN!
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Accordingly,
in Jimmy Swaggert "I HAVE SINNED" 
style and tradition, we can look forward to
TED CRUZ giving his.....
With the revelation that the attorney for
(Montgomery Blair Sibley (foreground)/'D.C. Madame" (right-background)
'The D.C. Madame' 
will soon provide the heretofore court 
sealed list of her clients, we're 
going to see at least one, possibly
more current presidential
wannabes exposed.
Additionally, although 2 of the women
identified in the recent media
'Ted pervy story' have denied the 
claims, 3 have not, and 
Capitol Hill pundits are taking 
bets on which one (maybe more) of 
these women will make their
public accusation(s).
So, get ready and stay tuned...
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"LET GOD BE THE (FORGIVING) GLORY!"
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~Article Inspired by
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J.

Some Inconvenient FACTS from GOD (NSFW)


~ESPECIALLY FOR EVANGELICAL CHRISTIANS~
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For those offended by these images,
BLAME GOD!
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...AND THEN GOD CREATED THIS 
in HIS DIVINE PLAN... 
...in America...
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...in India...
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...in China...
 
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...God gives 1 in 5 million 
 males multiple penises
worldwide...
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...in South America...
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''Let God be the Glory''
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~Contributed by
IS WORKING ON IT!
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J.