Saturday, April 30, 2016

Carly Fiorina ARRESTED for Using Women's Toilet!

~TODAY in NORTH CAROLINA~
The 'Toilet Police' Reported that a 'male subject'
resembling Vice Presidential Candidate
Carly Fiorina entered a women's restroom in 
a major Charlotte Hotel and upon
observation had neither a
penis or a vagina, and an arrest 
was executed.
There has been no comment from the 
CRUZ for PRESIDENT CAMPAIGN
as yet.
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Recall that earlier this month
Ann Coulter was also arrested under
similar circumstances...
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These are developing stories....
stay tuned.
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J.

...about America's TRANSGENDER IDEOCRACY and what People are Saying About It....

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First, most people with any sense don't like 
public rest rooms. 
GERMS!
But sometimes we need to use them. When we 
do, 'we go in and get out' as soon 
as we can. End of story.
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Next, we don't think many people gave much
thought, if any, to what we've come to know
as "TRANDGENDERISM", or 
Transgendered People.
In fact, most of us have probably come into
 contact with trans-people and didn't even know it.
Transgenderism just has not been on 
most of our daily 'radar systems'.
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But now we seem to be having dialog about
maybe 1/10th of one % of our population
for no good reason at all, while most of
don't really give a shit about it
in the first place.
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But, now in this most strange of all political
years we have the bogus issue of 
"RELIGIOUS FREEDOM",
and somehow 'who uses what gender
public toilet has become a 
part of this issue, which is not an
issue either.
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Accordingly, our contributors have been
sending various memes about what
we consider to be a crazy issue.
Accordingly, without much comment,
here are some of them...
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Wacko
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And Walmart is in on the act too?
Louisiana?
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At least one State, North Carolina,
has "trained" Toilet Police...
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It wasn't about toilets then...and
IT'S NOT ABOUT TOILETS NOW!
It's about Ignorance, Stupidity and HATE!
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J.

Shia LaBeouf Look-a-Like Gets Punched-Out for Looking Like Shia LaBeouf~ (Photos)

Poor guy ... Mario Lacato of New York City
had this happen to him earlier 
this week.....
...just because he looks like washed-up 
"B" movie actor Shia LaBeouf.
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Lacato said he was just walking on the 
street when a stranger came to him
and said, 'this is for looking like 
Shia LaBeouf, and ''clocked'' him.' 
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So, what kind of 'nut-job' who actually
knows what a "LaBeouf" looks like
would do such a thing?
One speculation is that it was a Ted Cruz
supporter who was standing up for
Conservative 'Jesus Values'.
And in today's world this idea does
have some merit.
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J.

Friday, April 29, 2016

See Donald Trump's Comprehensive Foreign Policy Plan for America in This Infographic~

In a major news conference speech,
this past week Donald Trump 
presented his long awaited comprehensive,
substantive Foreign Policy Plan for
AMERICA.
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Accordingly, this country's most knowledgeable
and respected foreign policy scholars and advisors
 have put together the sum and substance of 
"The Trump Foreign Policy Strategy and Plan
to Put America First and to Make America
GREAT AGAIN" 
with this Info-Graphic:
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Next week The Donald has scheduled 
the release of his
''ECONOMIC POLICY PLAN
to strengthen America's 
MIDDLE CLASS.''
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 Stay tuned...
J.

A Concerned Parent's Note to Ted Cruz~

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Plus some Ted Cruz
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And for the memory?
It wasn't about 'bathrooms' THEN.
And it's NOT about 'bathrooms' NOW!
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A Vote for Ted Cruz is a 
VOTE for 
IGNORANCE, BIGOTRY and HATE!
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J.

Salmonella Traced to Kissing Chickens!

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Are You a Chicken Kisser?
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If you are don't do it anymore!
Chickens carry 
SALMONELLA  DISEASE.
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And if your Chicken is a Monsanto
creature it may carry 
worse diseases. 
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A public service
HEALTH ALERT!
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J. 

Which DONALD TRUMP ex-Wife Told of His ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION? (NSFW)

Yes, folks it's a matter of public record that
The Donald's first wife claimed he had
ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION,
and that may have been some of
why she divorced him.
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Accordingly, was this (erectile) revelation
the INSPIRATION for this shriveled-up 
Trump-Micro-Penis TATTOO?
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...and this is the week's Presidential Political
news in America!
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J.

iHeart Radio DUMPS RUSH LIMBAUGH?!

 
With no contract and his employer facing
bankruptcy, Rush Limbaugh's radio 
days may be history very soon.
But what will Fatso's audience do?
How will they know who and
what to hate?
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Stay tuned ...
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J.

God Tells Ted Cruz to Pick Carly Fiorina for Vice President!

Last year God appeared to TED CRUZ
in the form of the Holy Ghost and sanctioned
his presidential candidacy...well that's
the story his family is telling to those
who may believe in fairy tales,
anyway.....
And now this week God has returned and
instructed the guy former House Speaker 
John Boehner refers to as 
to select
CARLY FIORINA 
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Unfortunately, with only minor hints of
parody, this story is true! 
We just can't make this stuff up.
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J.

Thursday, April 28, 2016

Ted Cruz Unplugged~

'I do this when I want to feel pretty.'
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J.

Ted Cruz is "Lucifer-in-the-Flesh...a Miserable Son-of-a-Bitch" - Says John Boehner~

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Yesterday at Stanford University in Palo Alto,
former Speaker of the House of Representatives
John Boehner candidly responded to questions
in a Q and A session before a packed
auditorium.....
'Call me Boner or Beaner, or whatever, but I'll
try to clearly answer your questions, he said.
In response to a question about Ted Cruz and 
his presidential candidacy, Boehner replied,
'As I've said before...Ted Cruz is Lucifer... a
miserable Son-of-a-Bitch...'
Boehner went on to say that he would vote
for Donald Trump if Trump is the nominee, and
added that he could never vote for Cruz
under any circumstances.
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There are many reasons Ted Cruz is called 
'The Most Hated Man in the U.S Congress.'
John Boehner has made it crystal clear
that he is one of them.
This is more fully amplified in today's
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    J.