Wednesday, August 31, 2016

Beavis and Butthead OR Eric and Donald Jr.? You Decide~

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And the difference is?
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Contributed by
~The Shit Does Not Fall Far From
the Asshole Gospel Church
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J.

For Their "SEX-SKILLS" - Did You Know Mormon Polygamists "Color-Code" Their Wives?


LOOK! 
They're COLOR-CODED* 
according to their "SEX SKILLS"
says their husband.
After careful research we learned the
meaning of each color as follows:
White - Frontal Missionary Position Only
Blue - Anal Only
Pink - Oral Only
Peach - Sado/Masachism 
Yellow - Versatile
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*It is noted that some, 
not all polygamists 
color-code their wives. 
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J.

LOOK! Ann Coulter CAUGHT Dancing Like Nobody's Watching! (Exclusive Photos)

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We caught up with Ann at 
Florida beach for comment.
She refused comment, however,
but did say she was voting for
Donald Trump this year.
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J.

The EpiPen Scandal is Argument to Nationalize Big Pharma~

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HEALTH CARE IS A RIGHT!
Not a Privilege for the Privileged!
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Given Americans Tax Dollars paid for the
development of this life saving drug
that costs $2 to manufacture, and
now costs $600 for Tax Payers 
to purchase this scandal now becomes
a political issue. 
By it's own admissions a Donald Trump 
presidency would bring regulations
to people and DE-REGULATION
to CORPORATIONS. 
A PERPETUATION of GREED!
There are alternatives...
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J.

Words of Wisdom from the Roman Empire B.C.~

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Marcus Tillius Cicero
(106 B.C. - 43 B.C.)
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Cicero was a philosopher, Lawyer, and Politician
when The Roman Empire reined supreme
in Western History.
Among his writings comes this...
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Some history junkies might take note of 
the fact that many tenets of Christianity are 
found in Cicero's writings.
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J.

Tuesday, August 30, 2016

SO! What's Going on in America Today?

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Here's a random look-see at what's happening
in America today. And if anyone can make
any sense of it please let the rest of us
know by making a comment...
Here it is.....
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And the facts are worse in 2016...
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How disgusting is this....
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And, as usual the Evangelicals who profess
Christianity and continue to not be
represent this.....
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And, the Donald Trump nude 
"THE EMPEROR HAS NO BALLS"
statue continues popular as a take down
of a wacko candidate for president.
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J.

You've Seen the Photos - Now See the Trump Nude Statue on Video (NSFW?)

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These are photos of one of the 
Donald Trump nude statues 
that took the GOP candidate for
PRESIDENT DOWN!
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Now all of the replicas can be viewed
in these videos.
Each video is 1-minute 
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from
MSNBC
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...and in
NYC
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Good for the Laughs...
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Although the statues are down for
now, they didn't go down before the
Trump Presidential Candidacy 
went down with them.
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J.

Were there Penguins on Noah's Ark?

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LOOK! PENGUINS!
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 Then, again...
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And then there was that time Noah got
drunk and God got pissed at one of
his sons for molesting the 
500 year old man...
...but that's none of our business.
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Psst! There never was a great
flood that covered the entire
earth. And there never were any
kangaroos on the ark either.
But these are just facts.
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J.

Sarah Palin Cracks Head Open - Was She Drunk? (Photos)

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Today, America's favorite Klondyke 
Sarah Palin announced she had
recently cracked her head open
in a "rock-running" mishap
and published these photos
 representing her injuries.
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It is no secret, however, that Sarah enjoys 
her booze in copious amounts, and 
there is wide speculation that she
was just plain drunk when
the accident happened.
Additionally, unverified sources say
Sarah had a blood/alcohol level
of .18 when she was treated 
at the hospital for her
wounds.
But this is just speculation at
this moment. But still...
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Meanwhile, 
Donald Trump 
has sent his thoughts and prayers
to Sarah wishing her a speedy
recovery.
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J.

Monday, August 29, 2016

Is Donald Trump PENIS CHALLENGED? (NSFW?)


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In political correctness this simple question
is asked...
Is Donald Trump 
PENIS CHALLENGED?
Here are the answers....
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According to the Sculptor of the now
infamous "The Emperor Has No Balls"
statues these figures are anatomically correct
and proportionate to the subject matter.
Additionally, Trump's personal physician
indicated the health of this subjects
penis would be the healthiest presidential
penis in history regardless of size.
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J.

Anthony Weiner CAUGHT in New Sexting Scandal - Photos


Some people just never learn...
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Here some of the images found in today's 
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A steamy sexting with this
busty brunette...
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...in return this...
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And, again in return...
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...and...
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Then there was also some "flirty" 
stuff according to
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It is reported that a male Donald Trump 
campaign worker narc flirted with Weiner
in some suggestive back and forth 
tweets for the purpose of embarrassing
"The Weiner", and apparently
succeeded....
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~Contributed by the 
"Penis Challenged of NYC"
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There are many stories in the 
NAKED CITY!
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J.