Tuesday, February 14, 2017

Trump Caught Butt-F*****g a Scare-Crow with Strap-On Peen in White House Rose Garden!

At about 3 a.m. this morning White House
security cameras and secret service
agent phone videos caught the
current president Butt-F*****g a
scarecrow in the Rose Garden! 
It is known that Vladimir Putin already
has copies of the tapes in question, 
and strongly suspicioned that 
has copies securely hidden as 
"insurance" for keeping her job.
This is an Alternative Fact News Story
in Bowling Green Massacre tradition. 
from the files of
~The Dead Bird Report~

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