Tuesday, February 14, 2017

Trump Caught Butt-F*****g a Scare-Crow with Strap-On Peen in White House Rose Garden!

At about 3 a.m. this morning White House
security cameras and secret service
agent phone videos caught the
current president Butt-F*****g a
scarecrow in the Rose Garden! 
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It is known that Vladimir Putin already
has copies of the tapes in question, 
and strongly suspicioned that 
KELLYANNE CONWAY
has copies securely hidden as 
"insurance" for keeping her job.
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This is an Alternative Fact News Story
in Bowling Green Massacre tradition. 
from the files of
~The Dead Bird Report~
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